
“The first communist was Jesus Christ, who felt sorry for the suffering, the infrim, for the sick, for the weak, and the orphaned. For which, as a matter of fact, he was crucified.”
“As a matter of fact, the first communist was Jesus Christ. Who did he stand up for? For the orphaned, for the poor, for the suffering. Put the Code of the Builders of Communism next to Jesus Christ’s Sermon on the Mount. Our predecessors copied from the Sermon on the Mount 100 percent.”
“Christ was the first communist in the new chronology. He raised his voice for the orphaned, for the suffering, for the poor, for the sick, for the needy — everyone who [was] hurt and having trouble. And in this regard, if he were alive, he would be in our [ranks].”
“The first communist on the planet in the new chronology was Jesus Christ. Put Jesus’s Sermon on the Mount next to the Moral Code of the Builders of Communism — [they’re] one and the same, you just gasp.”
Story by Alexander Baklanov with additional reporting by Denis Dmitriev
Translation by Eilish Hart