Fresh tradition

The Communist Party is once again predicted to die soon. “The very existence of our party as a mass political organization is being called into question,” Zyuganov stunned his comrades and admitted that the ranks of the communists are rapidly thinning. But the thing is that the members of the Communist Party of the Russian Federation are mostly elderly people and, unfortunately, they are dying, and there are fewer and fewer new people who want to “join the ranks”. Observers assure that, fearing a premature death, the Communist Party of the Russian Federation will nevertheless “restructure” into something more digestible.