In the Kremlin

Mind for the mind

June 25, 2012 Anton Oresh

Idiocy and moronism, of course, must be perceived with humor, remembering that the largest nonsense in the world is made just with a smart expression on the face. But, if you distract and recall that people who occupy high posts and exposed power are fooling around, then why should it only have a good fun on this?

In a country where all the main problems and even small problems have been resolved, deputies and officials sent their anger to the football team, "not justified hopes." I already wrote that the players were incredibly lucky. That what is pouring on them now - you can’t call it with slop, compared to the fact that they would have poured on them, they lose to the Germans. The Germans are June 22. But they would lose how to give. Miracles if they happen, then not with us. Then Arshavin would not have escaped with belated apology under the threat of expulsion from the country. Then the players of our team would be sent to the mines, as they did according to rumors, with the North Korean guys who had completely balls at the 2010 World Championships.

However, you look at this situation seriously. The deputy chairman of Gazprom Golubev at the Economic Forum publicly offers to deport Arshavin. I understand that this is said on emotions, that this is not literally like this. But is it not time for emotions to lie down? And is it time for Golubev to find out that Arshavin’s words “your expectations are your problems” were said in a certain context, and in this context, Arshavin was, paragraphs, right. But the top manager Golubev did not want to study the context and called for “deporting” Arshavin, to whom Gazprom pays millions for the game in the Gazprom Zenit. As by the way, he pays her and several other players from St. Petersburg, who make up the backbone of the national team. There, the midfielder Zyryanov was noted by another winged phrase about the fact that “we owe nothing to anyone”, let's deport it too.

And Golubev should have known that our country, according to the Constitution, does not deprive anyone of citizenship and does not give out his citizens. Here is a meadow, say, we do not give out the British. But we have a wild people. Golubev blurted out - so they already picked up all sorts of other trepachs! There is no end from them today.

The Krasnodar Regional Duma was already in the full composition became interested in the causes of a football failure. And prepared an enchanting document. It seems that these people were removed from some vessel with formalin, where they have been stored since the 50s. Because the stylistics and degree of understanding of the problem are just at such a level.

Firstly, deputies demand to report to them how much budget money was spent on the preparation and participation of the national team in the European Championship. I will disappoint the deputies of Krasnodar, reporting that there was not a dime there. And everyone who is familiar with the construction of the RFU will confirm that with all the absurdity of this organization, she does not spend at least budget money on the national team. But it is interesting that the question is asked by the deputies! That is, those people who just live perfectly in our center and in the regions. These people are not used to reporting in their expenses, their income and non -compliance with the lifestyle of people's deputies to their official salaries. But for some reason they were terribly worried about the salaries of the players.

And in order to hit the pocket of the fading and presumed masters of the leather ball, the deputies want to forbid players to act in advertising. On the basis of which law can an adult and an athlete be prohibited in the advertising is not very clear. But it remains to be hoped that the deputies will accept such an urgent law for the country. In the meantime, the Arshavin chips and Pepsi begin to boycott on their own.

Even in Krasnodar, they are offered to prohibit the players with particularly guilty in defeat from Greece to foreign clubs. That is, if these deputies were not sitting in formalin, then at least they got stuck in the 90s, when the legionnaires were playing in the national team. Now there were two among the 23 members of the team, in total they spent less than a half on the field. Because going abroad is unprofitable! In Russia, they pay much more. And not least because the money is spent budget!

To top it off, deputies of the Krasnodar Legislative Assembly offer especially guilty to transfer to the lower leagues. What did not even do in soviet times. For some reason, we cannot be Krasnodar deputies representing one of the most crooking regions, to transfer from the regional Duma to municipal advisers, and a professional worker who has a legally binding contract can be said at any time that he was traveling from his Peter to play on the island of Wrangel.

This is all nonsense nonsense. But they say these are deputies! And not one or two, but a whole thought. That is, in the same way, they solve all other problems in the region? I feel that in Sochi-2014, thanks to the rule of such chosen ones, it will be interesting.

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