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July 23, 2013 Roman Hahalin

Damn him, with Gazprom Ipad for Miller for 120 million rubles.

In the end, indeed, most of this money can really cost a complex software complex that allows you to monitor hundreds of a huge company in real time. True, sources report that “according to its functions, the tablet will completely duplicate the stationary computer of Alexei Miller, interacting with the corporate data storage (KHD) created last year, which analyzes the key performance indicators (CPE) of 25 objects-Gazprom group, business types, types of gas business and functional business processes.” That is, most likely, all complicated in terms have already been created, and we can only talk about its adaptation to display on the tablet, and this should be not so much money at all. Well, that's not the point. Gazprom is quite rich (at our expense, of course), to bark like that. We still did not pay him like that, pay for and, apparently, we will pay for some time the whole country.

But why do we pay for the deputy corps (well, even if not all, albeit 95%), it already becomes a perfect mystery. After all, this is what the State Duma deputy Ilya Kostunov was unable to keep in himself about the upcoming purchase of an iPad for Muller for 120 million (according to Izvestia newspaper): “Starting the search for the Contractor, the Customer should be extremely careful, because if we participate in foreign companies, they can be associated with the National Security Agency (ANB) or other special services, and therefore they can greatly reduce the price, up to $ 1, and gain access to the secret data of the Russian company. Nevertheless, if domestic experts deal with the security system for Apple devices, it would be nice to attract these people to universities to the information security department so that they share their experience with students. ”

You will not find such a level of highly artistic delirium either in the famous work "Creativity of the mentally ill." Well, compare with “Verse No. 2” from the indicated book:

In a circle of clouds, high
Black -winged sparrow,
Trembling and lonely
Soars quickly above the ground;
He flies at night
Lunar light lit
And, not dejected by anything,
He sees everything under him.
Proud, predatory, angry
And flying like a shadow.
Eyes glow like a day.

Here at least something can be understood! Here is a sparrow. So he flies, illuminated and unconnected. His eyes glow. He is predatory. Well, such a sparrow arose in the minds of the mentally ill. But he is at least logical! The image is whole, despite the fact that distorted.

But these miracles: “If you allow foreign companies to participate, they can be connected with the National Security Agency (ANB) or other special services” - how to understand? Well, deputy Kostunov does not know that not foreign companies, do you want it or not, but the patrons on the basis of iOS do not produce? What somehow, despite all the efforts of our advanced deputies, ministers and other ceremony, do not exist their own Russian tablets? And if they exist, then they are collected, in any case, from foreign components. What they use, in any case, foreign operating systems. What is best for iOS, it is Apple, which, obviously, will become a Miller's tablet?

But this is not a problem - ensuring the safety of secrets of Gazprom’s shareholders is, as Kostunov should understand, at the highest level. What shareholders (and beneficiaries), this is the level. What did the deputy Kostunov play Angry Birds all the time in the deputy position, not noticing anything around him without delving into the system? Or, on the contrary, so far that I understood: there are continuous enemies in the country's management, ready to sell any state secret of strategic importance (and the state owns the control package of Gazprom’s shares) to any special service, including the most terrible of the known to him, Kostunov, to the American ANB. Where is the logic? Where is the meaning?

And the worst thing, Kostunov continues: wanting to penetrate the secrets of Gazprom, foreign manufacturers "can greatly reduce the price, up to $ 1, and gain access to the secret data of the Russian company." And the people who are responsible for the tenders in Gazprom, of course, seeing the price of $ 1, slam their hands and immediately agree with such a proposal. Well, apparently, Kostunov himself would agree in such a situation. Truly thinking of a high -flight state husband! “In a circle of clouds is high,” as mentioned above.

And then the rampant fantasy takes Kostunov to such a distance, which is breathtaking. “If domestic experts deal with the security system for Apple devices, it would be nice to attract these people to universities to the information security department so that they share their experience with students.” Kostunov seems to be a young man. Probably aware of the latest trends and trends in the world of technology. It should remember that Apple itself reveals people around the world who are able to deal with the security system, and then offers them the conditions that you can’t find close to Russia. Kostunov, probably, probably did not hear about the migration of specialists from Russia. Although, possibly, the word “attract” in the deputy’s vocabulary has the same meaning that in the combinations “bring to the article, hold accountable”. Then more or less understandable: talented guys need to be put under the castle and force to work. That is, Kostunov either heard about the Stalinist “sharashki”, or he has the way of thinking.

And what, by the way, Kostunov himself is good, except that he was lucky to become a deputy from United Russia and the fact that he likes to announce his enlightened opinion on a variety of reasons?

We look at the Internet. “Deputy Kostunov demands to dismiss Posner from Channel One,” “MP Kostunov said that the most stupid deputy is smarter than an average citizen” (by the way, Kostunov’s own example does not confirm this), “Kostunov proposed to resolve the criticism of judges only to those who know all the laws.”

And also deputy Kostunov, with two higher education, by the way, promised the first two years of his stay in the State Duma only to study with senior colleagues. But he could not stand it. And he began to teach himself. More precisely, to teach their fellow citizens, journalists, society ... From legislative initiatives - only participation in the development of an idiotic law on NPOs (on “foreign agents”) and several deputy requests more reminiscent of denunciations (for example, the requirement for the FSB to check Alexei Navalny to “wash” money).

I want to remind you that, unlike the mentally ill people who are in our psychiatric hospitals, calmly involved in creativity, the maintenance of the deputy Kostunov by the Russian budget is much more expensive. He is relied by a good salary, good official housing, good service transport, good deputy office, good funds for other "official" needs, free movement by any transport, free treatment, free rest ...

But the point is not even in Kostunov. And not in the State Duma. When will this mess finally finally end? When will we stop hearing the inadequate speeches of our state husbands? After all, a significant part of Russians, especially the younger generation, perceives them as a sample of the norm. As if the Kostunovs and others like them did not turn the whole country into one big crazy house. Moreover, no longer in a figurative, but in the very literal sense.

Photo by ITAR-TASS/ Valery Sharifulin