Juventus players and fans now write on the club bus “On Berlin” (Humor)
Thank you, friends. Online was a little strange, but actually we are terribly happy. Juventus! JUNITER! Everyone is soon - tomorrow we will online Russia - Sweden in hockey.
The Juventus -Barcelona final will be held in Berlin on June 6, 2015. Here you have the jubilant Turin goodbye. Thank you for being with us. Play football and take care of yourself.
Barcelona's reaction to his opponent in the finale
Listen, it's just incredible, really. Juventus! No one, no one believed that he would pass the Madrid Real. And he took and passed. And Allegri well done. And all well done.
ALL! Incredible! This is a sensation! Juventus in the final of the Champions League!
Juventus!
Kasilias brought the ball out of the out and the judge whistled the wrong conclusion of the ball from the line! Wow. He presented Jew to another half a minute.
Oh! Fresh Pereira is very cool in defense.
Three additional minutes have passed.
Cherdantsev has already been going on the tenth of the main moment of the match.
Nervous.
Buffoon! It turns out, rushes, and takes the ball from Carwall.
Four minutes are added, and one and a half passed of them.
3 minutes before the end.
Hames had just chopped one of Real Madrid's last chances.
Finally, the ball gets to Cristiano, but nothing happened.
Guests will press Real Madrid near their penalty.
The game goes on half the field of Real.
I already begin to believe that Juventus will be released in the final of the Champions League. For the first time since 2003.
90th minute!
Pogba did not score and went to rest. Severally punished for unrealized moments in Southern
(joke)
Now Juventus could decide everything! He perfectly issued Luorent to the pogba in the center of the penalty area, but he hit Kasilyasa. And now he leaves, and instead of him - Pereira.
In our online, the Bolsheviks appeared, it is necessary. Even if the members of the Trotskyist-Zinovievsky bloc will appear. Not on the main roles, of course.
Now what the Bolsheviks have been talking about so long. Real is hanging from the edges, in Juventus with pleasure allows you to do this. All these programs are accepted by numerous defenders and midfielders of the Turin.
Sergio Ramos made a hit - even in hockey, for this would be removed for two minutes (raised skates from ice). There is another minute of time for Juve.
At Real Madrid, the whole season was tired.
“As in our Tarasovka” - so we said.
It seems that a little, the very little is not enough for real assault. There is just a storm.
Very calmly, the Turiners defend themselves. Like at home.
Juventus comes out of Luorant. Instead of the hero of the match - Morata.
Bale plays for himself. Although I am cheer for him, but still. Only an individual game. Not suitable for the Champions League final.
The buffon introduces the ball into the game in such a way that two in one exit. But Kasilyas! Kasilyas went out and transferred the ball back to the Buffon area.
And it remains! Less than 10 minutes!
Until the end of 10 minutes. Real holds the rivals in a fierce siege.
The blow of Kroos is not in football, but in the golf - as if he wanted to put in a luse carefully. Buffon doesn’t care, he can do this.
Vidal to slaughter takes the ball for its own front. Corner ... Morata is also useful here.
Juventus set the bus, Real walks around and knocks on the wheels with sticks. A minute of metaphor on a jellyfish.
Pirlo replaces Juventus. Pirlo! Pirlo! Wow. And if extra time?
Allegri does everything correctly - holds the score.
Bardzali comes out of Juventus instead of Pirlo.
Commentard!
Isko Pasisco at Hamisco, Italiano - Redisco Diapxes. Composed the perfect comment.
Lihsteiner was given a card. Such yellow.
And all this against the background of the fact that Juventus is cracking. Cracking at the seams. Close overtime, although, it would seem, 15 minutes to play.
So, now everyone scolds the judge for not putting another penalty on the gate of Juventus - Evra there seemed to be Chicicarit. And then Marcelo flies in the penalty area after the tackle of Vidal. But everything is clean there.
And again. This is just a comedy.
Again, Madrid falls in the penalty juventus, again the entire team requires a penalty. Well, as much as you can.
During the time that Vidal ran 9.38 kilometers, Polivanov and I ate 1/5 chicken.
20 minutes until the end. Something is incredible on the field. Attack by the attack, here and here!
Bale jumps above all not even in the penalty, but to goalkeeper, but also sends the ball above all.
Take your whistle back too!
Oh, I lied to you - believed the commentator. It was not Morata, but Marquisio!
The fans who boast of Kasillas should take whistles back.
Things is a yellow-heard card behind a foul in the center of the field.
And such a indicative moment - Bale turned off the game to drink. Tired of Madrid, and very stuffy in the city. It will be more difficult to play, and if an additional time ...
Well, Marquisio could have break through more hard, what is it already there.
The most dangerous moment at the gate of Real Madrid! Marquisio rolled out one on one and almost from the mark of an eleven meter beat to the lower right. Kasilyas!
Real, who needs to score, many, many seconds cannot knock the ball out of Auta. All are blocked.
Hames from afar, unprepared, but what a beautiful impact. And in the slush, he is also all beautiful, all in the blow-a cool moment.
Yes, the stadium was quiet. Everything is a little fucked out obviously.
Hames! A very steep blow to the left nine! A little higher! A LITTLE!
There is something to say good for benzema-in fact, I do not really like this striker, but today how slyly he beat the neighbor from under the defender. Only Buffon could unravel.
Yes, Ernandez (this is Chichatic) instead of benzema.
Morata has a hammer that he scored today, but the rest of the time he does not have time, then, on the contrary, he climbs into an offside.
Oh! A little was not enough Morata to reach the most dangerous shift from the right flank!
Chicharito is preparing to replace Real Madrid. Probably instead of benzem.
Pirlo made a hockey hit, the entire bench of Real Madrid is a little worried. But this is just a little - on duty. Moreover, Pirlo first knocked out the ball.
That's how Morata scored. Casilyas translated the ball under the crossbar.
Almost a goal! Marcelo shoots with the front, Bale hit a meter. But it was difficult to beat there.
“It would be a goowoooooooooop if the ball was on the gate,” Cherdantsev kills the whole nervous.
Here we scolded Cherdantsev, but he is right. We have not tuned in for a nervous, but now the most nervous will be.
Lichsteiner is great! The defender of Juventus normally passed Real Madrid players and beat the pogba well. But it did not reach a serious threat.
They found that we have a broadcast in Latvia for a minute. Chur, jokes about the Baltic slowness do not joke.
Play another 30 minutes. Real with the ball. Ramos loads Baile, but ... Buffon.
Now it will become even more interesting! 1: 1! This score is happy with Juventus! Now Real bears to save Sitia!
Pogba. The pogba gave it three times incorrectly, and here-a shitty gear. Hammer!
And the pogba was not mistaken with the program! He perfectly threw his head into the center of the penalty area after Vidal threw a candle there. And Morata did not miss the heel. A blow from the lawn - under the crossbar.
Wow, Sergio Ramos went to the arbiter to say a couple of affectionate, and he was higher. Occasia. However, to whom it is important if Gooooool!
And here is Gooooo !!!!!!!!! Morata! 1: 1 !!!!!!
A lot of marriage is at the guests. Many. And they attack interestingly. But in the programs that could be assholes - mistakes.
My favorite in Real Madrid Bale ran the whole field across the central line. It was necessary to run back, but he preferred to do this without a ball, giving someone from his own. A rather meaningless laborious action.
Juventus can score. And if Juventus clogs, it will become very difficult for real.
Dangerous! Defenders of Real Madrid are mistaken, Vidal brought the Morat one to one pass, but Morata climbed into offside, and Kasilyas was faster on the ball.
Cool Carvahal now in a tackle knocked the ball from Vidal.
And now Real could already score. Marcelo gave them calmly, approach the penalty line and hit with a rebound from the lawn. Nobody met. But the blow went to the right of the right bar.
Maybe the pogba also tuned in to the nervous?
We flood for Juventus, which is already there.
Yes, just horror.
A third in a row the program smears a pogba, well, how much can. Now there was generally a dangerous moment, which the Frenchman himself created, and then he spoiled himself.
Juve is increasingly attacking, but for some reason there is a lot of marriage in the programs.
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Marquisio Taaaaaaaaaaae was now jammed in the left six! I almost hit!
Marquisi-Ooooooo! He molested into Dalniye, Kasilyas jumped, the ball flew away.
They show the cut “in Madrid is very hot”: Ronaldo pours water on his head, Vidal tiredly smells Iroquois.
Pogba makes another unsuccessful action - this time a canopy. Hey, I am personally cheer for him! And in such a game it will be replaced in 10 minutes.
While the forwards of Juve - Morata and Tevez - cannot do anything with the defenders of Real.
Oh, again a dangerous attack of Real. Baile gently loaded Hames almost on the goalkeeper line, he beat in the fall, but missed the ball.
The second half begins much slower. This is because Real Most mainly with the ball, and these guys should not rush all next 45 minutes.
Carvakhal was very cool to Marcelo, he hung it in the penalty area, but the ball hit Patris Evra. And the defender of Juventus calmly carried him to a strange half of the field.
The pogba still shows that he recently returned to the field. Such a program was given from the Russian Premier League, it is directly impossible. Not even from the Premier League, from FNL.
“Let's set up for a nervous,” says Cherdantsev. He certainly tuned in to the nervous.
There were no replacements.
It began.
Now it will begin.
I don’t know, I already doubt it. Maybe the whole judge did the right thing.
The three of Sasha and our football analyst by Vova Tsybulsky penalty were discussed and agreed that the judge had acted a little dishonestly. Not in relation to Juventus, so in relation to the very match.
And here is the moment from the penalty. Well, in general, I received a knee of Hames. But the penalty ... I don't know.
Yes, the Bulbo was interestingly performed.
So I came up with a new one! Break = aperitif.
Yes, nothing will work out to see the next 15 minutes. Let's punish!
Ah, and then she was over. For 15 minutes. The first half is all.
Hames breaks through the defense of the Italians, like a knife through a hamon. How do you like such a pun?
No, it's just a rhyme. As well as Isko-Credisci. Okay, let's watch the game.
Urgently a pun is needed. Hames crawled?
Although two yellow for simulation in one match - I do not remember this.
And so I looked at the referee over my shoulder - well, will you give another pen?
So to speak, according to the falls of Hamaka account 1: 1. Next time - either a red card, or another penalty.
Hames again falls into the penalty area, this time not a penalty, but a yellow card.
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Hames, well, how not ashamed! Simulator!
Oh, all in the match is shrugable! Juventus was able to take the ball in a foreign half of the field, but with a violation. Everyone is unhappy - the Spaniards that whistled late, the Italians - that at all whistled.
Juventus also wants to score. And he could, if not for a foul on a crocos. Lucky Madritsa, you can even say so.
4-5 minutes left until the end of the first half. Ramos dangerously beat his head after the corner from Hames. It seems that Real really wants to score the second before the break.
The Spaniards simply drove the Italians home and do not let out from there.
Some non-tax failures in the defense of Turin.
But this is more hazard! Ronaldo took the ball out of the depths, made work and almost immediately hit the near nine. From the outside of the grid hit.
I only managed to pronounce Uuuuu, and Sasha already wrote a post about it.
Benzema !!! A good blow above the gate! From the right corner of the penalty.
Before the match, everyone said: Benzema returned, Baile and Ronaldo have someone to pass again. And now the opposite is true - Benzema is on the left flank, hangs and shoots.
Bale rolled up near Tevez next to his penalty. The handsome man almost even managed to prevent the ball on the corner.
So far, we have only a law-produced.
Isko-Creed is a red card!
Bulbo does not give the ball to the player of Juventus. Are these small football tricks or big football tricks? Go through the test.
Isko-core!
I can still such a pun-a law-see. Sorry
Yellow card iso. He interrupted the counterattack of Juventus.
The second pun from the commentator! Kroos makes a cross! The first was about Real Madrid, which becomes real. Well, you understand - a game of words.
Ancelotti waving his hands as a traffic controller. Now here is the red light for Turin - Madrid rushes at the fifth speed in Berlin.
The canopies are not the strongest side to Cristiano? Polivanov, who did you run into?
Ramos tried after the corner to score in the fall with scissors, but nothing came out with him. Vidal lies on the lawn.
Real was released three in two, but why did you play so badly ??? Benzema on Ronaldo, he removed the defender, must be beaten, but for some reason he began to hang. The canopies are not the strongest side to Cristiano.
Prufpik by the way
The pause was after a mutual injury, and that’s all, Real no longer attacks. The Juventus is now attacking, but the pogba ran out of the front. Together with the ball.
Polivanov won a bottle of beer and went crazy. He depicts a commentator from the TV and yells all over Riga.
By the way, I won a bottle of beer, haha.
At the celebration of the goal, Ronaldo pointed to his head with his finger. I wonder what he meant? What to think, where to beat?
Now they have forgotten all the pre-match layouts, everything will be different. “Juventus” must be scored, “Real” must not be missed. But on emotions, Madrid, of course, runs on the attack.
Not the most obvious penalty, although I'm not a big special, of course. In fairness, we say that in Turin there was also a dubious penalty. And Yuva realized it.
GOAL! Cristiano Ronaldo in the center under the crossbar. Very much. 1: 0
This is already interesting. Kjellini blocked Hames, but he, of course, fell like a feather - in the sense of lightness.
Beat the 7th number.
Kyellini seemed to be shot down by Hames. I do not want to judge the judge, but ... uh ...
PENALTY??!! Real will beat.
“Now we listen to Santiago Bernabeu,” says Cherdantsev. “Thank God,” my colleague Borzenko reacts.
Now, for example! Bale! In the nine from afar! The goalkeeper is in place!
I had to reduce the sound on Cherdantsev. Even the Italian good obscenities, he yells. And not Spanish. Russian. And not good.
Real Madrid is more dangerous and more dangerous! Benzema now received a pass in the penalty on the verge of an offside, he shot, but there was nobody there. Then another transmission to the penalty from another broom - and also to no avail. But I feel: a little more and hello.
More from personal addictions. I will root for Bale. And for the pogba. Just because I always really liked his hairstyles. Check out:

Ooohokh, Isko. Cool got rid of Evra on the right corner of the penalty, but the blow is somewhat strange-it seems that the guy decided to throw Buffon, Hah himself.
Benzema has to come to its penalty area to compete on the corner. Here is the main result of the last 16 minutes. They are the first minutes of the match, however.
They played for 15 minutes, while there were no truly dangerous points. Well, is Ronaldo’s blow from the standard, but Vidal has well applied. But the game is peppy, very peppy, believe me.
Pogba portrayed something like a penetrating pass with a heel, the ball flew to the front.
Juventus pauses, grazing in the center of the field. A couple of times it was possible to grab the heart - then you are afraid of a cut, then the ball is knocked out in the tackle, so not far to the yellow card.
WHICE VIDAAAAL! Удар из-за пределов штрафной — Касильяс вытаскивает из левого нижнего угла (от вратаря).
Я бы назвал это «супер сухой лист». То есть даже круче, чем просто «сухой лист».
Показывают повтор удара Роналду со штрафного — как же круто он эти сухие листы заворачивает. Или это не сухой лист? Don't know.
Буду болеть сегодня персонально за Бейла. Он самый хоккейный футболист в мире. Причем такой, хороший хоккеист. Овечкин.
Маркизио лежит на газоне, Роналду на него наступил слегка. Но там вроде все ок.
ОООооох! Очень опасно! Буффон вытаскивает из-под перекладины. Angular.
Куда будет бить Роналду? Замазали экспресс-ставку с Сашей.
Иии…
Знаменитые шаги Криштиану Роналду…
Все-таки надрыв Черданцева пока эмоционально действует совершенно в обратную сторону. Команды играют отлично, на высоких скоростях, но пока без суперопасных моментов. А он все как-то надрывается.
Роналду чуть ли не впервые мяч и тут же его срубили. Опасный штрафной у ворот Юве. Метров 25-30.
И еще один навес от Карвахаля, но Буффон спокойно мяч забирает.
Слушайте, а «Юве» совершенно отлично смотрится. Не отдает мяч «Реалу», атакует аж всемером. Молодцы итальянцы.
Черданцев говорит, что в Мадриде жуткая жара. Я видел какую-то новость, что, мол, Ювентус попросил ввести минутные перерывы на водопой. Не знаю, разрешил УЕФА или нет. So let's see.
ВОТ ЭТО ПОЧТИ ГОЛ! БЕНЗЕМА! Карвахаль с правого фланга отличную передачу дал в центр штрафной верхом, Бензема не без труда принял, отыграл защитника, но мяч срезался и ушел вмадридское небо.
И где остановки на рекламные паузы?!
Как-то все немного медленно по сравнению с хоккеем. Где борьба у бортов???
Ох, вот сейчас могло быть еще опасней у ворот Реала. Тевес оказался на линии штрафной, решил отдать налево на Погба, но пас плохой вышел.
Но смотреть-то мне никто не мешает. Ювентус вот атакует, такого на Сантьяго Бернабеу быть не должно.
Саша сегодня будет писать значительно больше меня — я отвечаю в нашей команде за табличку (которую я, впрочем, забыл сделать) и всякое техническое.
Ого, Лихштайнер обыгрался с Моратой, и Ювентус чуть не сотворил свою первую атаку. But no.
Первый опасный момент, можно сказать.
В атаке Реал. Марсело прошел к штрафной, навесил на Бэйла, тот ударил головой выше перекладины.
НАЧАЛИ
Вот какая красота
Люблю все-таки спортивные штампы! «Не все в порядке в мадридской раздевалке», — говорит Черданцев. Так и представляю, как там по всему полу вода разлита, шкурки от бананов валяются, стены не мыли месяц.
На трибунах и правда дико красиво.
В матче с Валенсией Касильяса даже освистали. И уже не первый раз за сезон. Вроде сегодня обещали какой-то баннер в его поддержку вывесить.
Матч еще не начался, а Черданцев уже едва не охрип. КАКАЯ КРАСОТИЩА, КАКАЯ КРАСОТА, ОПЕРАТОР, ЧТО ТЫ ДЕЛАЕШЬ, СКОРЕЕ ПОКАЗЫВАЙ ТРИБУНЫ, ЭТИ ЛИЦА МЫ СТО РАЗ ВИДЕЛИ, ДОСТАВАЙТЕ ФОТОКАМЕРЫ.
Ну и все в таком духе.
Нам показывают Икера Касильяса, он идет на поле. Касильяс поссорился с болельщиками Реала — они считают, что он слишком много ошибается.
(так вот мы в Риге и проводим длинные вечера; честное слово)
Замазали.
Давай против моей бутылки, что будет пенальти?
Ох, скоро начнется. Поливанов, ставлю бутылку Lacplesis (такое пиво в Латвии есть), что будет больше 3,5 голов.
Смотрим расстановку. Хехе, а Рамос-то больше не полузащитник. Анчелотти ставил его в качестве эксперимента в середину, пару раз прокатило, но в Турине Рамос смотрелся как-то совсем не своем месте.
И немного пиратского видео перед матчем fa sempre comodo, как говорят в Турине.
Реал сегодня должен быть очень злым — в том самом матче с Валенсией команда, считай, упустила шанс на чемпионство. Проигрывали на своем поле 0:2, но потом все-таки вытащили ничью. Но чемпион — Барса, почти наверняка.
А вот еще и расстановка.
Вот вам старт Юве. Все заметили Погба, да? А так больших сюрпризов нет.
Стартовый состав Реала. Все заметили Бензема, да? И Иско тоже в старте. Он очень круто играл в Турине и в недавнем матче Примеры — с Валенсией.
Футболисты уже разминаются. А мы с Поливановым разминаемся колой.
В Турине Юве выиграл 2:1, так что команду устроит нулевая ничья. Нулевая ничья с Реалом на Сантьяго Бернабеу, ахаха! Ага, и гол Буффона через все поле.
Думаю, тренер Ювентуса Массимилиано Аллегри понимает, что Реалу легче забить, чем не пропустить. И поэтому он должен радоваться, что после травмы возвращается Поль Погба. Игрок в порядке кстати — уже успел забить Кальяри в Серии А. И вряд ли Аллегри радуется выздоровлению другого француза — Реал получил обратно Карима Бензема.
Good evening. Не называл бы это праздником — хоккея-то нет сегодня. Придется смотреть футбол, что поделать.
Hello! Сегодня у нас большой праздник: крутой футбол. Последний, решающий матч полуфиналов — кто победит, сыграет в Барселоной (та еще награда). Реал принимает Ювентус после поражения в Турине. Скоро начинаем.