Kuri doh

The title is pure plagiarism: this was the name of the writer Endorga, who was in the "Theater of the late Vsevolod Meyerhold, who died, as you know, in 1927 during the production of the Pushkin" Boris Godunov "when trapezes with naked boyars fell ..." ""

In general, you need to be a very lazy person in order to droop your pen against bird flu weeks two weeks after the inhabitants of the Yandyskiy province of the Tula province saw 137 deceased chickens, geese and turkeys. Maybe this is the pen itself - from the goose who had deceased in the Yandysk?

But after all, no one, it seems, still has found out the origin of the infection.

I truly tell you, this influent came to Russia from the pages of Mikhail Afanasyevich Bulgakov: "... from the chicken coop opened somehow sideways, like a restless drunkard from a beer establishment, a tattered lean rooster. He was brutally rolled out, trodden in place, wings spread out like an eagle, but did not fly anywhere, but started running around, like a horse, like a horse in a circle. He stopped in the third lap, and he was sick, then he began to hide and wheeze, spitting bloody spots around him, turned, and his paws stared at the sun, like a mast of the female howl. "

The writer used an epidemic of chicken plague to ensure his "fatal eggs". Well, so that the hazette boys can howl with unnaturally blue voices: "A nightmare murder on Bronnaya Street! The nightmarish appearance of a chickens at the widow of a drift! A nightmare opening of a ray of life!"

But does anyone believe in this very flu, and even more so-in the struggle with him?

Even in the summer, when the news of the disease began to come from the eastern provinces, my acquaintance noted: it is difficult to deal with epizootes in modern Russia, a corrupted ten -year -old Chechen war. Indeed, even if about the most “brutal” block-post on the borders of Chechnya, the locals say: “From a person-ten, from the car-fifty rubles, from the militants-currency, and Basayev will not go, will be ruined ...”-how will the past “school” behave in the case of chicken plague?

Immediately, the paintings were more fun.

Here are local residents from among the "accomplices" hide the bird in attics and cellars. There is a "strip" in the village, but you can pay off inexpensively. Detained chickens and geese for verification by competent specialists are driven by the outskirts for the "filterpunct". From there, however, you can also redeem your Assy - but it will be more expensive. In addition, “disappearance” inevitable: according to the documents, it is listed that such a goose was checked, “pierced” the base, and released, supplying the appropriate certificate-and then they find mass burials of bird remains on the edge.

The villagers are trying to negotiate with the united grouping of the vegetative inspectors and riot police, an unspoken "dachshund" acts, according to which the village receives a certificate of loyalty. While negotiations are underway, the conductors from among the locals take out the detachments of chickens with secret paths. The "good" and "bad" posts become known. Meanwhile, from the lawlessness, the bird dies, the "home" are filed in the "predators", which, uniting in the pack, are attacked by blocks and commandant's offices. Among them, migratory emissaries from some countries of the Arab East were seen. Extremist sentiments are growing, and in our villages, roosters in the mornings are not yelling “Cuckares!”, But, like real moujzins, “Allah-ul-Akbar! ..” Additional forces are introduced into the region ...

As an apotheosis-a special operation: the illegal feathered formations that have become on the wing pay a safe air corridor, where the whole flock and “cover” the fire of our unsurpassed S-300 air defense systems. For the operation "Hunting for the Eagles" the general - no, the Lord, not shamanov, but who is there in our airfield? Yes, sorcerers! - He receives a "hero". And then it turns out that it seems that the destroyed flocks of "non -birds" took refuge in the mountains, from where they make raids on peaceful cities.

An unshaven but vigilant telecumentor explains to us that all new certificates of foreign intervention are found: secret additional protocols for the Orange Equity Program include the construction of the bridge over the Dnieper for patients and weakened birds!

And further according to a well -known scheme ...

And now, three months later, Yandovka and other joys.

I must admit, seeing the title of the article by Yulia Latynina and the screensaver for her with the barrier of the block-post, I sighed with relief: everything is already written! But no - there are much more serious and scary about things.

And our cheerful summer triple turned out to be a "joke in which there is a share of jokes." Chickens are still hidden home, on sheds and attics. I read in the "Ogok": "Residents of the village where the poultry is dying, they build barricades and take out their living creatures from the quarantine zone. ... Many try to take their birds away from the Yandovka. Some succeed ..."

What is Bulgakov?

- Stepanovna, I will have the earth that your chickens have spoiled. Where is it visible! After all, there are no such and chicken diseases! It was your chickens who was bewitched. - Enemies of my life! - exclaimed hitting to the sky. - Why are they wanting me to cleanse me with the light?

So, in the Tula province, they also do not want to believe in bird flu. Not only the villagers, but also the intelligentsia: the professor of the Department of Zoology of the regional university Aralov believes "that it is not worth sinning on migratory birds as a source of infection." Oh, to whose mill is he pouring water?

"Other provincial experts" offer to look for the guilty in the field: maybe the grain was poisoned? Or what is your own infection? "They say that this is in the hands of the local authorities who expect to get large subsidies from the regional and federal budget ..."

Here it is, here! Teached by our own experience and trained by our remarkable mass media in everything to look for selfish interest, people do not believe in anyone-neither in God, nor in the devil, nor in bird flu.

What next?

Give me an answer, Rus'! Except for the bureaucratic answer - “... the government of the Soviet republics, without raising any noise, worked without lingering hands. The Extraordinary Commission for the fight against chicken plague was replenished with a new emergency three, which consisted of sixteen comrades.“ Dobrokur ”was founded ...“ Already here, ”Mikhail Afanasyevich’s fantastic realism was awarded to our beautiful in all respects in all respects in all respects in all respects in all respects in all respects in all respects in all respects in all respects in all respects reality?

One hope remains: Bulgakov’s pioneers from misfortune - however, not from bird ailments, but from the reptiles of creeping and flying - unexpectedly hazardous frosts were saved. We will wait.