Gloka Kuzdra ...

Gloka Kuzdra Shteco boiled Bocra and Kurdyachit Bokrenka. In the fall of 1925, at the Institute of History of Arts, the Languages ​​Lev Vladimirovich Shcherba gave a lecture on the course “Introduction to Linguistics”, at which he proposed to analyze the phrase “ GL o Kai Ko -ka Ko -k Kra and Kurd I cheat bugrinka”. The phrase does not have a canonical meaning, but since the usual forms of the language are preserved, it is clear that some character did something in some way with one character and doing something else with a character’s baby or simply with a small representative of the same community. Anyone is given the meaning: a kind woman fed the traveler and nurses his child ... or vice versa: an evil she -wolf painfully bit the goat and catches a kid ...

There are some not quite clear actions of someone whose properties are foggy. This is what we observe. You can’t blame our Kuzdra with excessive kindness. I am periodically trying to find meaning in kuzdrine actions, despite my own irritation. And I find one: the desire to keep the status quo at all costs. Kuzdra has the habit of sleeping sweetly, satisfying, richly have fun. In addition, there is an acute unwillingness to part with this habit. And who does not like it - we will boil and Kurdy.

If I have already gone through some literary associations, I will remember Dovlatovskoye: “We endlessly curse Comrade Stalin, and, of course, for the matter. And yet I want to ask - who wrote four million denunciations? .. ". Kuzdra is you and me, and that's it. Another thing is that our Kuzdra did not hatch instantly, but grew up on the basis of our indifference and employment by other matters, because it always seemed that someone else should go to the barricade.

When preparing a project on the history of the dissident movement in the USSR, I want to talk about the conclusions and parallels that I have constantly arise. First. Kudra is scary. You play chess with her, and she is with you in knife. She will not follow any rules of the game, no laws or international agreements, when it seems to her that she is in danger. A person who has gone against her is always at risk. She has a lot of ways to breed Kuzdrat: not only natural, she, as a vampire, turns into her own kind - gingerbread and whip, fear and bribery, flattery and power. Small Kuzdras are as terrible as large, for in most cases they understand that they have a government, and they are in a hurry to Kuzda until they are overwhelmed.

Any Kuzdra, and a large and small, absolutely indifferent concepts of decency, honor, dignity. Although she perfectly understands when they want to infringe on her, and often praises her jaws. She does not like when they talk badly about her. She extends to the Kuzdryachi paws to all the structures of society, and the servants of the law begin to Kuzd to the law instead of serving the law, the lawyers of law instead of the protection of the right do the same, lawyers instead of the creation of laws Kuzdry. The ministers, directors, mayors, governors, doctors, military, soldiers, secretaries, officers, artists, teachers, journalists, clergymen ... They all have a human silhouette and incomprehensible, Kuzdriy.

They live with their wives and husbands, who also smoke before our eyes, because otherwise they would have been scanning from the monster in which their loved one would have been turning with a screech. They smile at their children ... They cannot help but understand what they act against conscience. And who does not like it-and this is a significant difference from the 60-70s of the last century-the road is open from the country ... And you do not need to powder the brains with its patriotism, there is no patriotism, Kuzdra knows for sure. There is a law “Do not urinate against the wind”, there is a kutuzka and there is a threshold ...

From time to time, Kuzdra play games, both with their neighboring neighbors, that is, with us, and with distant - foreign partners. They say all sorts of words, conclude all kinds of transactions. They come together and diverge, direct and redirect financial flows. Non-worships do not fit into their world, they are not needed ... Their task is to simply not interfere with Kuzdra, even if the Kuzdra takes someone else's sovereign space.

Kuzdras try not to issue information negatively about themselves, and if the information has gone, despite all efforts, then they lie in the eye. We can never be sure that a person who with twisted hands led to the Minister of Internal Affairs is a criminal. We will never find out why, having called someone enemies of the people and giving absurd numbers, no one is ever going to be responsible for slander and lies. We will never be able to deprive the mantle of a judge and shoulder straps violating the law - the officer trampling the law. We never ... we do not care ...

Actually, the main non-domes at all times are those who forbade themselves to be afraid of Kudr and was ready to find themselves in a psychiatric hospital, exile, camp and even in the grave for this sky. From the point of view of universal, this is strange: ideas ideas, but what about the instinct of self -preservation? And so. But the face in the mirror does not turn into a kuzdrya face ...