In the opposition

Dear Fathers. Variety inventory-2 *

January 16, 2012 Viktor Shenderovich

Part 2.

Crossing tit

In May last year, the playwright of Kolyada fell in love with Prokhorov’s policy.
Prokhorov’s policy was at that time without a year, but enthusiasm was already overwhelmed by the playwright:

"I will vote for this party - always, always, with my hands and legs. And if he goes to the presidential polls, I will also go to vote for him. Because Prokhorov is wonderful."

Alas, the playwright Kolyada did not happen to go the first in the column of Prokhorov President Prokhorov, and not because of competition for a place in the ranks.

He dropped out of this column in general.
Something happened enthusiastically, legs and arms. Moreover, with his hands it happened to such an extent that the playwright simply deleted an entry from his LiveJournal with the apology of the oligarch.
The play may have several options, but the formation of the biography is ungrateful: the manuscripts do not burn, the blogs will “copy” ... Good attentive people remembered that record and presented it to the playwright, and he remembered: oh yes, really. Was.
And he outlined a new version of those events - however, no less noble. It turns out that he did not experience any delight from Prokhorov, but about the friendly service - the support of the oligarch - asked him a good comrade Zhenya Roizman, and Kolyada could not refuse a comrade.
Well, how, indeed, to refuse a friend?
Comrades! What are you all beautiful and true in friendship! But maybe closer to the retirement age, we will still stop mowing under the pioneers and agree that the reputation is responsible and registered, huh?
Well, okay.
In short, in the spring, Kolyada rushed to support Prokhorov, and in winter, as expected, he cooled down and changed his mind. "I figured it out." And I realized that with all due respect to Prokhorov -

“There is no leader than the leader than Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin in Russia. Russia needs a tough hand, tough - the one that Vladimir Vladimirovich has ... "

And Kolyada entered the "people's" pre-election headquarters of the hunting to the new government of the Prime Minister.
A difficult but right decision.
Moreover, Prokhorov twice gave Kolyada a million rubles a year to the Kolyada festival, and the Governor of the Sverdlovsk Region, received by Kolyada Theater in December 2011, pulled five million!
Poor, poor Kolyada ... In this, I swear, even there is not an irony, for as a person who is not alien to reflection, after the vulgar passage about the goodness of the “hard hand” the playwright honestly dumped the Radio Liberty correspondent with his entire inner Maya :

-... I thought: actually 5 million is given to you, Kolyada, gives you the government for the theater, they do something for you-will you sit and opposition here?

Poor Yorik ... And if ten million rubles will give you Robert Mugaba, do you wave the face of soot?
And by the way: who exactly gave the grant to the “Kolyada Theatra”?
This is a essential question, and there are two versions of the answer to it.
The first version, European, liberal: Grant Kolyade and his wonderful theater was given by his countrymen, Yekaterinburgers. They threw themselves out of taxes - and gave, God forbid them all health! This is their money transferred to the artist through a group of managers.
And Kolyada, bowing to the honest people, can continue to play his joy and other people's plays, without lying at the feet of the governor of the Sverdlovsk region and other small and large administration.
The second version is Asian, vassal: Grant Kolyada, from a leopard shoulder, gave the owners. The owners are now from the United Russia party, the main owner is Putin, and for the theater building and his financing, Kolyad should not be worked out on stage, but in the campaign headquarters of a wandered administration, dumping his honest name in shit.
Alas, Nikolai Kolyada, with all the obviously (and quite, seems sincerely) perceives what is happening in the vassal vein.

“Here, you see, a tit in my hand, and I do not need a crane in the sky. 65 people are behind me, and each in the family has three more people. (...) You are responsible for the fate of people. And we must be friends with the authorities, to be honest. We must be friends with the authorities, yes. ”

You are our lifting, passing, passing. In the golden cage, two by five.



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