In society

Antenna

December 7, 2006 Viktor Shenderovich

I have already admitted many times in my addiction to sociology on the basis of the Bombil survey. Hasper, I vote on the streets of Moscow several times a week. And in a couple of minutes I will find out the main news about the Motherland.

I share fresh information: soon everyone is the end.
I learned it like that.
A sullen man on the old Mercedes was driving me for a stolnik from the Kazan station to Sokolniki. A conversation about prices went (before that, no one would take less than two hundred). For the sake of interest, I transferred the two hundred re RE to dollars and estimated that for this money you can go by taxi half of Manhattan, which I shared.

About Manhattan, the owner of the old Mers was not in the know, but about Moscow prices in general and Moscow as such gloomily and definitely noticed that all this would be covered soon.
And what is covered, he also said.
- When will oil fall? - I assented, but did not guess: the thought of the "bombing" did not flow out of political economy.
“Yes, the oil is still falling ...” he answered vaguely. - It’s just that the illegal will die, and the legitimate will remain, and there will be a king!

I was not ready for such a plot’s turn, but, having come to my senses after a shallow fainting, I decided just in case to clarify: who would solve it about legal and illegal? And how will the information be brought to the population? Because, for example, the lot with his wife was warned in advance ...

“And there is an antenna in the passport,” replied Bombil. - Do you have a passport with you?
The passport was with him.
- See?
I did not see any antenna.
- Yes, here.
On the page with a photograph, along the spine, there was a red bar strip.
- Is this an antenna?
- Well. And here.

The photo was circled by a red patterned corner. And under the photograph there was a white strip. In it, it turns out, all power is. Because, after the transmission to two red antennas of the signal about the illegality of a person, an invisible number 666 will appear on the white strip - and the illegal will die.
And the legal numbers will not appear, and they will remain under the king.

“Bombil” from the old “Mercedes” told me about all this, and the secret of the red stroke, the patterned corner and the white strip, in turn, revealed one smart person whom he recently brought to him.

I’m immediately sharing the information received with the readers of the Hedgehog, because there are no reasons to believe what I heard, you see, no. Everything will be covered - and precisely what the driver said.

But not because of the red corner on the passport, and not because of the number 666 (for my modest taste, almost no different from the number 667), but because of this “bombing”-and millions of other owners of “Meruses”, “Lada” and just passengers of public transport living with the top in their heads.

This tops grow at the speed of the Selva-and the human trail, at the cost of fate, and sometimes life cut by some Chaadaev or Likhachev, overgrowing per day.

Does this mean that you should not cut the path?
No. Just do not be surprised that decades after the publication of the Gulag Archipelago, people again want a Lubyanka; that centuries after Voltaire and Montaenia are afraid of numbers 666 and are waiting for the clerk-king; that millennia after Socrates live according to Neanderthal concepts ...

What is the German internal combustion engine under the ass does not interfere at all.
Victor Shenderovich

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