In the Kremlin

Flea fishing

July 8, 2010 Anton Oresh

The Bloch fishing Minister Vitaly Mutko called the report of the Accounts Chamber based on the results of the audit of expenditure of funds for the training of Russian athletes for the Olympics in Vancouver and to participate in the games.

The report is picturesque. There and about one and a half thousand dollars per night, which cost Mutko’s number with a maximum of a maximum for state employees of $ 130; There are 97 vouchers for breakfast at the hotel, that is, five breakfasts per day; about the prices for tickets that were sold to our fans by intermediary firms for 11 denominations; About the devil knows who, who went as part of the Olympic delegation, despite the fact that many coaches could not go with their students; About the strange schemes for purchasing equipment for the national team - and so 70 pages of a fascinating novel. It was said that the result of all this will be Mutko’s resignation and that senators, well, are directly ready to tear Vitaly Leontyevich.

You know, I agree with Mutko. This is the fishing of the flea. Mutko is a sincere and direct person. What he says, he thinks. He really does not see anything unusual and illegal in the fact that, according to the accounting chamber and you and me, it may seem clear crime. Mutko always lived, lives and will live in a certain system of values ​​and coordinates. And in this system, only an idiot will settle in a room for $ 130 per day. So you imagine for a second at least one minister-what is the minister, all at least a little important official! - Which would settle in such a “hole”. Which, having the opportunity to live on a freebie for one and a half “pieces” per day, will choose something in accordance with the Partmaker. Well, yes, 97 breakfasts per mutko is funny, he is not a snake Gorynych about three heads - but why refuse if they give?

They always live like this, they always travel with such kagans with wives, girlfriends, bedding and nephews, sell tickets through the firms of their friends for ten denominations, and contests always win their comrades to supply their inventory and provide services at the price that can only allow their arrogance and fantasy. For this, no check is needed at all. That is, in order to get specific numbers, it is necessary, but no America has opened us.

Everyone who was in Vancouver, and before that in Beijing, and before that in Turin, and before ... in short, everywhere was the same thing. “Russian House”, some incomprehensible artists, stars and b ... di, champagne and caviar, dancing-shmans. The Olympiad is nothing more than a reason to relax beautifully at the state account, athletes - as a free application to a party. The main result of the games, their main meaning is in “Mastering and cutting”. Therefore, for us there are no unsuccessful and failed olympiads - they are all successful. Everyone is full and satisfied, rich and healthy. Therefore, when Mutko speaks about the “fleas”, he sincerely does not understand why this is suddenly? Why exactly he and his team reproach what they did before him, and what everyone around is doing. All these economic forums, conferences, round tables, festivals - everything functions according to similar schemes. And no ministers, deputies and bureaucrats deny themselves these "joys". Otherwise, they simply would not be ministers, deputies and bureaucrats.

And of course, no one resigned Mutko. Because there was no such incident in our history that someone was fired for it. Although you are not 70, but publish 170 pages. At least 700! Doesn't matter. Mutko can be resigned only if it is necessary to put another person in his place if, as a result of intrigues and cunning combinations, opponents of Vitaly Leontyevich will be deftly in the highest offices or if he behaves somehow in these offices. And the money launched to the wind, the shameful sports result - all this is an “adjective”. The “noun” is completely different.

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