From the underwear. Part 6

By the way, about Turkmenistan.

Just the Russians living in this sunny region were attributed to our 201st district.

Five years ago, Russian citizens were ten times more there.

National betrayals of such a scale as it is in history on the fingers to count. For the Turkmen gas - more precisely, for the opportunity to weld billions on its resale, and not in the treasury, but “left” - the Kremlin, bash, allowed his father Turkmen to deprive hundreds of thousands of people. After that, it remained either, selling the acquired acquired for nothing, to run away, or stay in place on the rights of Turkmen citizens - that is, without rights in general, in the Middle Ages, and the Middle Ages with serious, Asian ...

Of course, I decided to take advantage of my right to campaign, prescribed in the election law, and in early November I got into Ashgabat. I had options for other election business trips (in addition to the “Turkmen” Russians, Russians who live in the Czech Republic and France were attributed to the 201st district, but I decided that Paris and Prague have already seen me, but anti-Soviet agitation under the golden statue of Turkmen-Bashi is a memory for the rest of his life.

And for me and for the statue.

But besides jokes - 37 thousand voters! Half of the population of Ramenok! Not to mention the fact that in full vacuum, without a single observer in nine sites, we had reason to expect real Turkmen interest on Govorukhin.

We turned to the CEC with an official request to ensure the legal right of candidate Shenderovich ... Well, and so on - and received an answer.

Until the moment of receiving this answer, I thought that it was understood to read Russian. It turned out: not to understand. Watch paper, rub your eyes, go the roof. There is a lot of letters, not to realize a little brain.

The lawyers explained to me the contents of this little one, and we immediately wrote a second letter - to the Foreign Ministry. After some time, they wrote on the same occasion in the Ministry of Internal Affairs. Then we wrote somewhere a few more times, and by the end of November my mournful head finally illuminated the final knowledge about the technology of Ashgabat hospitality from the inside.

The technology is extremely simple. Only you sit down, there is no truth at the feet.

So: a candidate who wants to exercise his legal right provided for ... blah blah blah ... It is necessary to apply with the corresponding request to the district election commission; This commission, having ensured the equal rights of registered candidates by collecting the relevant applications from candidates to participate in these meetings with voters, applies to the Russian Foreign Ministry, which, in turn, is addressed to the Russian Embassy in Ashgabat, which immediately transferred the request to the Foreign Ministry of Turkmenistan and to the State Service of Turkmenistan to register foreign citizens with a request to consent to the entrance to the entrance to the country of the candidate and his observers; In the event of a positive resolution of the issue of the Foreign Ministry of Turkmenistan, gives the go -ahead to its embassy in Moscow ...

And in the needle of Kashcheev, death.

But we still went, as ordered, to a tree with a chest, opened a chest, took out a casket, opened a casket, defeated the egg - and ...

One fine day, closer to dinner, they called us from the Turkmen embassy and expressed their readiness to immediately see me and my observers in order to begin the procedure for registering entry visas into this hospitable country.

A beautiful day was called - Saturday, December 3.

At half past eight evening, the last plane flew to Ashgabat, on which observers could have time for the polls. East is a subtle business ...