Best jokes of the week

Last week, we missed the publication of the next portion of jokes from the Anekdot.Ru website not at all for technical reasons, as one could well claim, but only because during the week, sadly enough, not a single worthy contender was found. This week the assortment was richer, and we present you with two anecdotes: the first was chosen by the editors, and the second - by site visitors.

1. A new Russian sits in a restaurant, calls the waiter and tells him:
- Man, turn down the air conditioning, it’s a little cold outside!
The waiter leaves. In 5 minutes.
- Listen, garcon! (He comes up). Turn up the air conditioning, bro, it's getting a little hot... (He leaves)
In 5 minutes.
- Hey, dude... (The waiter approaches) ...well, turn down the air conditioning, it's cold again. (The waiter leaves).
A man sitting at the next table calls and asks the waiter:
- How can you still tolerate him?
Waiter:
- No problem! We don’t even have air conditioning!!!

2. -Madam, you are so beautiful in this toilet!
- Ham! Close the door!