In the Kremlin

Quietly, with him ...

November 15, 2012 Viktor Shenderovich

Well, thank God ... last week, the tactics of the Putin vertical in the holy cause of the fight against corruption finally cleared up.

This business-the eradication of corruption-in the ninety-ninth year was, if you remember, one of the two main election chips of our young Gabistic Venus, which had not yet really emanated from the head of dad Zeus-Berezovsky ...

Remember the election poster? A hefty bear, symbolizing a new (honest) Russian government, is knocked out by a kick of a wolf corruption, symbolizing, clear, rotten oligarchic nineties ... Remember? Gleb Olegovich Pavlovsky work. Excellent positioning! (Gleb Olegovich, how are you there? They don’t offend? Well, and okay ...)

The titer, as in the unmeasure of cinema: "Thirteen years have passed."

The corruption index jumped significantly; Two percent that was ashamed of the unfortunate Kasyanov, today is a deep retro, which makes you cry for honest times ... For the cuts of the nineties today they will not tear the ass from the chair in the housing office. At the word “Sochi”, knowledgeable people begin to moan, like the children of Lieutenant Schmidt under the word “Bobruisk”. The federal Mishenka devastated the forest as no auction wolves dreamed ...

And so, recalling the honest eyes of Putin V.V., we all thought, perplexed: how so? It cannot be! Has he all so tritely divorced us and raped us all? Is he really both his good lakes are well done - the same villains as the worst corrupt officials of the nineties, only more demagogy, more impudent and more dangerous?

And so, I say, thank God - everything cleared up!

Clear quite by accident. Sergey Ivanov, a faithful friend of Putin, the head of the Putin administration and the Presidium of his own Council of Corruption, commenting on the news of billions of embezzlement in the GLONASS project, which he himself supervised, said that he knew about this two years ago, but was silent so as not to frighten off ...

Here it is, a success strategy! And we, fools, did not understand the depths of the sovereign plan ...

Putin, I suppose, is aware of all his bastards no worse than Navalny - he is simply silent in a rag, luring the criminals towards retribution! State approach, military cunning! Yes! Let them lose vigilance, let them think everything around the perimeter here ... But when they will devastate Russia finally, when the last Lubyansky upholstery will enter the Forbes list ...-It was then that Putin jumps out of the Borovitsky gate, like an ambush regiment of Bobrov, and will rush toward himself with Bastrykin!

Now that everything has cleared up in such a happy way for Russia, the main social task is not to annoy Putin.

And then he will change his mind.

In general, we sit quietly, we are waiting for what will happen.

Photo by ITAR-TASS/ Alexey Nikolsky