In uniform

Priceless idiots

June 3, 2010 Alexander Golts

The chief police boss again pleased. He was asked what to do with the traffic police, the most desperate of the formations subordinate to him. The answer was amazing. It turns out that the traffic cops are “deeply ill” people: “It is necessary to conduct serious medical rehabilitation. They need a very serious social package. Ecology, lead, heavy metals and weather conditions, all this affects the health of auto inspectors who are very deep. This is a very serious problem. ”

But that's not all. Nurgaliev decided not to leave the word of the head of VTsIOM VTsiom Valery Fedorov that, due to the actions of law enforcement agencies, the image of “police-against the people” arose during the dispersal of unauthorized rallies of the opposition. And our Chrysostom answered the following: “This thesis, frankly, is even inappropriate here ... Who invents these questions? We never had this so that at open rallies we, in fact, are doing something unlawful somewhere. ” It was better than these words that only the Nurgalievsky call to citizens resist the police.

I recall a joke. Father - son: "At least you understand that you are a complete idiot ??!" Son: “Yes, dad, I am an idiot. But who appreciates it? " Sometimes it seems that the Putin vertical of power simply all consists entirely of idiots value it. Here the State Duma speaker reports that Copernicus, before he was burned, said: "And yet she is spinning." The head of the rank of smaller Nurgaliev, the nameless representative of the information department of the Central Internal Affairs Directorate on a blue eye reports that it is not possible to find confirmation that the journalist Alexander Artemyev was broken in the "Zamoskvorechye" Department of Internal Affairs. He damaged his hand in two places. Even our eagle, the leader of the nation, simply swam when Shevchuk asked him if they would disperse the "marshmallows of disagreements." I suffered a wretched nonsense about the fact that you can not arrange rallies near children's hospitals.

I understand why the Russian bosses carry these nonsense. Many years ago, one major military taught me the mind. “Say what you want, just do not be silent,” he explained how to react to criticism, “if you are silent, then it is to blame.” It seems that the bosses learned this simple commander’s wisdom with mother’s milk. And thanks to domestic television, citizens can rarely see attacks of bossy idiocy. And if so, then why be shy.

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