Book of results

We have already written so much “results” over these eighteen years that it is just right to publish a “book of results”. And I will tell you that this will be an interesting book. The real "Book of Life". Or, perhaps, the “Book of the Dead”, as in horror, if you look at it with the eyes of a pessimist.

For my part, however, I would suggest in it to include two groups of results with a siparine. One group is the results of the winning, and the second is the results of apocalyptic. And so that the first to go from the first page to the end, and the second-from the end to the first, and somewhere to the middle to meet, as in the book of Akunin. At the same time, I personally would have the most interest precisely the “results of the winning”, because they have the most direct attitude to the anthropology of the post -Soviet person and not so much to anthropology as to his “political religion”. In terms of execution, these are the results of the great achievements and overcoming, revealed in the sensations, as it were, “conservatives of the drowning ship”. For the ship is drowning, and the “conservatives” shout: “Hurray, we won! We float well! " So this plot is seen by opponents of the regime.

However, I remind you that it was already once, there is a tradition. “Our proud“ Varangian ”does not give up the enemy ...” They sang with winning intonations for almost a whole century, until the inveterate patriots reached that an entire empire had sank with the “Varangian”. Beautiful, as it turns out, monarchy with landowners and serfs.

So, at first it would be the results of overcoming the "dashing nineties." What would be not difficult to do, since the calendar is based on the movement of celestial bodies, and they do not depend on party programs. Then it would be the results of successful overcoming the “consequences of the dashing nineties”, which would also be not difficult to do, because young people did not live in the nineties.

Young people, born directly to the era of Putinism, said that Russia at that time was occupied by the Americans, which, in particular, is indicated by the fact that the metro stations are still announced in English, and McDonald's and Burger King are still working in some places. Now Russia, thanks to Putin, clearly freed itself from the Americans and has become a great sovereign power. The Americans no longer drive the Russians to work, shouting: “Schrenel! SHNEL! " (and there is no special work now) - American jeans also ended. In general, it remains only to rewrite the occupational Yeltsin constitution and create our own sovereign, according to which no one has the right to indicate. In addition to jokes, the Speaker of the State Duma Volodin recently indicated the need for this.

It is significant that the era of overcoming and liberation from the American occupation was characterized by the following final plots. At first, the young still Putin spoke with the “Putin majority” over the heads of the “comprador bureaucracy”. And it was a very interesting dialogue and great success of state construction.

"AU!" - Putin said to the “Putin majority” from his Olympus. And after some time (while the sound goes back and forth) the Putin majority answered: “Au!” In the sky, flashing, the points of this strange conversation flashed, as on a huge scoreboard. Rubbing her head, looked up up the alarmed "comprador bureaucracy." “What if the“ Putin majority ”will arrange for us some jacqueria under the leadership of New Pugachev? She thought. "Suddenly our heads pour?" But nothing happened, there was no jacqueria. Nevertheless, so they, the “Putin majority” and Putin, spoke for about a decade. And everyone calmed down.

And then Putin had a plan - “Putin’s plan”, before that secret that no one saw it, but began to fulfill it. And it was the next great victory.

As it now turns out back, the plan was to quarrel with everyone (which succeeded), and then jumping in different directions on everyone. For short, by historical standards, the Crimea was re-conquered, because of which, I remember, once there was already a zero world war. The Azov Sea was naturally attached to the Crimea, and at least the entire world ocean can be attached to the sea. Obviously, here the “Putin majority” realized that they did not care, therefore, finally forgetting about the “comprador bureaucracy”, it began to restructure America. They overthrew Obama and brought in the white house of our man, Trump, for which they drank champagne in all organs of the Russian government for a week. At the same time, the British arranged a completely inconsistent with them Brexit, and France was slightly touched by Marin Le Pen. Marin did not succeed well, but her banner was intercepted by the "yellow vests". Something, and we have enough yellow vests.

The era of achievements was supposed to end with some exceptional gift to the Russian people. And this gift was made. At the end of 2018, the government presented the people with the New Year's Avangard missile. So they said directly. “This is a big victory,” Putin emphasized after testing the hypersonic rocket. “This is a wonderful, excellent gift to the country for the New Year.” Almost a miracle-armed, like Hitler’s, whom he, however, did not wait, but we waited. It is able to fly along an unpredictable trajectory, that is, to write out the dummy rolls. And then, like a kite, fall on enemies at a speed of 27 max, which makes it almost invulnerable.

The only thing is not clear to whom she is going to fall and why. To Kyiv? On Washington? Or on Kyiv, Washington, Paris, Berlin at the same time? And then what will happen when she falls?

Another thing is clear. In traditional ways, of course, it is not to knock her down, but you can probably dump the sky with some magnetic bombs so that it itself is primed with her pretzels.

In general, welcome to the new marvelous world!

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Apocalypsic results are less interesting. They are all about the fact that the regime ate himself and almost collapsed. There is very little left, literally a little bit. A couple of seconds. What also manifests itself in the emerging cadaveric spots on the body of the regime (they selected pensions, which is especially insulting to those who are on the way, removed the external advertisement of the exchange of currencies), and in terms of savings that all participants in the economic process demonstrate.

So, here we recently bought a bird's milk cake, and we had to scrape all the chocolate lining with a spoon. Because she is not from chocolate. Bread is also not from bread. And sausage is also not from sausage. And milk is not from milk. It is not known what the Avangard rocket is from.

But, on the other hand, the regime does not bend, even though you crack, but only asymptically approaches bending. And so it can approach forever. Because Russia is 1/9 of the planet, and even if we do nothing, but only to pull it out and sell it in pieces, then enough for a thousand years. And Putin, and oligarchs, and poor pensioners.

And this is an optimistic tragedy as it is.