In the Kremlin

Putin in the astral

December 16, 2011 Julia Latynina

Putin is in the astral. He honestly went to the people and tried to explain in a friendly conversation what was happening - and it became clear that a man was in the astral.

Most of all I liked two things - that McCain was sitting in the pit at the Vietnamese and went crazy there and that Gaddafi killed foreign special forces.

Here, you know, you can immediately imagine: there is a richly set table, at the head of the plowman, on the sides of the six - fun, Gelendzhik, a palace for a billion dollars, girls have already been adjusted, in the next room the herd of artists added to a freebie march. And suddenly one of the sixes: “Hey, Pahan, and you heard this bastard McCain called you?” Silence. Then another six, pleasing: "Yes, he was sitting in the pit, he went crazy there." All: "Gee-gy-gy!"

This is such an important point: the atmosphere of the team where such jokes are born. This is not an individual joke. This is not Schenderovich. This is a collective joke, which gave a lot of reason for fun.

Like, the Nazis are sitting at the table: "Have you heard that the Russians have a pilot Maresyev, flies without legs?" “Yes, he crawled without legs without legs, who crawled without legs for a hundred kilometers, he went crazy.” "Gee-gy-gy!" "Have you heard the Russians Alexander Matrosov closed the muzzle of a machine gun?" “Yes, to close the barrel, you have to be a moron! He is crazy! " "Gee-gy-gy."

Check yourself out to the reaction: a Hollywood film, a man in a pit, naked, torned off, is a group of comrades above the pit and pokes a stick in it: “Hey, a goat, and you know that who is sitting in the pit, goes crazy!” Well, estimate, who is a hero in this picture, and who is a filthy villain?

Once again: this joke, about McCain, collective. And the atmosphere of the fraternal team, where such jokes are born, are very specific. This team does not see how it looks from the outside. The whole team is in the astral.

Or, even cooler, about Gaddafi, who was killed by a foreign special forces. In fact, there is a video with the death of Gaddafi on the Internet. And to this death, different international courts have questions, because the video shows that Gaddafi was still alive when an angry crowd of rebels dragged him from the bunker - and a young man brutally.

And, of course, the question: how can the president of the country be so not informed? Where does he draw this nonsense from? Answer: All of the same team. From reports similar to drunken chatter, and from a drunken chatter, similar to reports.

“Hey, what I will tell you! These damned Americans! At first, drones struck his column, then special forces, which was not supposed to be there, but there was, on the radio he adjusted the so -called opposition, militants. And destroyed without trial and investigation. ” "Oh well?" “Yes, I tell you exactly, this is our agent Katya Zametulvether from the American Ust-Zasransk, she heard in the supermarket how McCain told his wife on the phone!” "Evona she is!" "That's how it is, we have our own people everywhere!"

And all further in the same spirit. The company is sitting at a good table. “Have you heard? They hung white ribbons. ” "It looks like contraceptives." "Gee-gy-gy." "Heard? They went to the square. What to do?" There are no arguments that the sixes do not know what to do, and then the Pahan says: “I will tell them:“ Come to me, Bandertleli. ” And all, relieved: "Gee-gy-gy." What a great plowman we have! We don’t know what to do here, and he will say: “Come to me, Bandertlegs!” And they will go. "

And with the opposition, whose leaders shout "rams, forward." This is a spoiled phone. There is a video on which Navalny shouts to one of their supporters who do not dare to climb through the riot police: “What has become, ram, e@in the mouth!” And screams correctly. In the battle against the invaders and they are not screaming. And in complete delight, all our pedophies rushes to tweet and ret’s, and now it is precisely clear why it was on Medvedev’s blog. Because this phrase among the astral team with its spoiled phone produced a splash. And I got not only to Medvedev’s blog. But also on the television of Putin.

This is a special kind of jokes - non -destructive jokes. A normal joke flies like a ball, any stem immediately fits off the stem. Only one jokes here, and he knows: no matter what he says, they will always laugh around. And he is substituted at the same time with its non -jurispruditive jokes is scary. “They put white ribbons like AIDS fighters.” Vladimir Vladimirovich, I did not rush? Have you compared yourself with AIDS?

In general, people in the astral. And in a warm friendly company. And Prime Minister Putin honestly tried to involve the rest of the Russian people in this warm friendly company. To tell them the most secret, what Kovalchuki, and Timchenki, and Sechins, and the Surkov, and the Rotenbergs, and all the adherers of the plowman know: “Hey, and McCain went crazy. In the pit of Syduchi. Hear, and the opposition shouts "rams, forward." And pays money for rallies. And the ribbons hung like AIDS fighters. ”

And he told. And it became clear that, well, I don’t know how to sit in a pit, and from sitting on the throne the roof moves and a person flies into the astral. And he compares himself with AIDS.

Photo by RIA Novosti