In unified formation

You know, I like the latest initiatives of Orthodox officials: about the dress code, and about patrols of informal youth, and about ethnic patrols. Let Chaplin dress us all in robes or caftans of the 17th century, leaving freedom of wardrobe only for brothels; he does not propose to close them.

Let the fans and gopniks be united into national squads, and let the fans and gopniks fight for order in the streets. You'll see: having received a good goal in life and divine blessing, the gopniks will immediately turn into nerds, and with fists we will have not just anyone - but good!

And the ethnic squads are wonderful too. I would even go a little further. So that they are formed proportionally. After all, they will have to patrol areas where all nationalities live; we don’t have a ghetto. And so, in one ranks with the “dominant nation” will go: Jews, lumps, Khachis and simply migrant workers. Russians will apparently chant something like “Glory to Russia!”, Caucasians will dance the lezginka and slaughter sheep, migrant workers will sweep and collect garbage along the way - and so on. And not forgetting about the dress code!..

So you think: well, the bureaucrats are sitting with censers and have nothing to do. They are either too lazy to think about the soul, or they don’t know exactly where this soul is located among them and among their flock. And their heads give birth to phantasms, bald and stoic.