Crowning of the roofs

The name Tsapka became a household name. Bastard, candidate of sciences, deputy, Latifundist, killer. Hands around the neck in the blood, and the mother is a ghoul. The prosecutor covered him, the police fenced him, and the Krasnodar governor Tkachev was so upset that he confirmed in his hearts: yes, in his edge each village is Kushchevskaya, and in each Kushchevskaya - in the backbill. True, a couple of days later he caught himself and said that he was misunderstood. And how correctly - did not say.

Everything is clear with the governor. He admitted sincerely, and the word is not a sparrow. But the tsapok - did he confess or not? Squeezed something sincere or still playing, bastard, in silence? Something messages on this topic have not yet flicked. When he was under arrest, he spoke in the television camera, as if he was not to blame. At first they are all the case. And then? Then neither Tsapka was shown, nor his reprehensible mother.

If I say to the whole world now, that the tsapok is not to blame, then the broad masses of truthful people will immediately attack me. And for sure among them there will be echidna, who will ask how much bloody money the Tsapok damped me. And for sure, a witness is found who personally saw how I humbly kissed the handle of the Tsapok-Mama. Although, if you delve into, I did not say anything like that, I simply quoted the Constitution of the Russian Federation. That small, but an important part where it says: since a person is not convicted by the court, it means that he is not guilty.

But I'm broken, and therefore I will not go for the Uzapka. You never know what is fed there? Our constitution has not yet protected anyone, and it does not shine for me. I better go from the other side and kindly ask you to answer, how did you know that Mr. Tsapok is a killer? Who said this? When and under what circumstances?

The answer is simple. This was said by people who lie to us often, willingly and shamelessly. You and I have more than once caught them for lies, but they have never blushed with their appearance. This was said by officials from those law enforcement, investigative, administrative, information bodies, which have repeatedly proved that they have low professional qualifications, flexible conscience, slippery morality and supernatural insight in guessing the underlines of the highest authorities. This was said by investigators who do not know how to investigate, and managers who do not know how to manage. This was said by prominent representatives of the domestic elite who use the stable international reputation of the organized criminal community.

The behavior of central television confirms the most gloomy suspicions. Immediately, as if on command ... Oh damn, again this lexical inertia! What are there "like"? Without any “seemingly”, obviously, by the goals of the highest authorities, all, without exception, the channels opened a runaway fire. And in the Kushchevskaya, and in the Krasnodar Territory, and in the Ministry of Internal Affairs, and in the UK with the Prime Minister of the Prosecutor General. In the studios there was a wild OR, deduced lawyers fell off the chain. No one spared anyone - neither sergeants with Kushchevskaya, nor generals from Krasnodar. What is there Krasnodar! At one time, a persistent opinion arose that Nurgaliev himself did not definitely sit after such and such.

And then suddenly it took off his hand. Tsapok himself entered the dictionaries, but his case rolled on the side of public attention. Mr. Bastrykin, the head of the National Investigative Committee, flew into a bad village on a date with especially selected representatives of the population and even promised to return with the final report a month later. But, as usual, he deceived. And to return-he did not return, and report-did not report, and generally forgot about the existence of some Kushchevskaya. Looks like other matters have sucked.

But these affairs are completely tsapkovsky, only with a different geography. Recently, all of Moscow was green with horror, notified by our Pinkertons that two terrible terrorists had already hung themselves with shahid belts and make their way in a circular way to the capital. The terrible news turned out to be a dummy: just two widows moved to a new residence within the same police department. The orange danger in two divisions of the internal troops was canceled, one district police officer solved the problem.

On the anniversary of the last explosions in the subway, day a day, a joyful news flew around the country.

The Investigative Committee established the identity of the last suspect in involvement in the terrorist attacks in the Moscow metro, which occurred a year ago. This man is a 22-year-old native of Dagestan Huseyn Magomedov. He accompanied the suicide bombers from Kizlyar to Moscow, and also led their actions on the day of the attacks. Magomedov was put on the international wanted list. “All other accomplices of this crime are destroyed,” said the representative of the SCP Vladimir Markin.

But this is not all day of victory. A large -scale special operation was held in Ingushetia the day before. In the course of it, 17 bandits were killed and two accomplices of the suicide bomber who made an explosion at the Domodedovo airport were detained. Their first flight was sent to Moscow, where they intend to be charged.

From these joyful news blows cheap PR. The fog of the unexplored tsapkov region is wrapping this whole investigative booth. Last night they arrested - this morning they know exactly who, whom and when.

And as if in a mockery of common sense, these two victorious salute covers the third, even more magnificent and sonorous. The Investigative Committee, which was just proclaimed by an independent enemies, opened eight criminal cases. They are excited against very high prosecutors who are suspected of “roofing” of the gambling business in the suburbs. The General Prosecutor's Office closed all these affairs immediately and at the very early stage of the investigation. And without the right to interrogate, without a protocol, without an article for perjury - go look for where the pheasant sits.

Investigators from SK call people from the Moscow Regional Prosecutor's Office by the patrons of the "collapsed gambling business." The Prosecutor General’s Office, they hint, roofing roofs. The latter does not remain in debt. The prosecutors are in alarm: the malicious nonsense of the Constitution, false accusations fell in the Investigative Committee. Another step, and the country will slide into the lawlessness of the Berievsky Gulag.

Cute company. And these people assure us that Tsapok was not so defending the wrong dissertation. They say and demand that we believe them.

As for the Tsapka, I repeat, I know absolutely nothing. Maybe in the deaths of the unfortunate neighbors, he was guilty of it, coupled with his bad mother. Or maybe on their conscience there are only large land fraud, the ruin of poor peasants, the underpayment of bribes to the rich bosses, as well as other sins, for which in places similar to through the rotten Kuban, you can bring you to any monastery.

So you are there as you want. And I personally, while we have investigators such as Mr. Bastrykin, such general prosecutors as Mr. Chaika, and governors such as Mr. Tkachev-I prefer to consider not only the legendary Mr. Tsapka, but also his ruthless mother. Of course, the constitution for them is exactly the same as for the Moscow Region prosecutors. But the deadline will be very different.