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Mediafiya. Outside - Trump, inside - Kashpirovsky
Friends on Facebook connected to the search for good news in the Russian media space, in view of my obvious inability to cope with this task. And now, please! True, this news from the territory that has long been not quite Russian, but quite good. And the news and the territory. In short, recently, in Finland, the Love FM radio station stopped working, the main content of which was propaganda materials taken from the Russian media.
Rosbalt, citing the Finnish portal Yle.fi, is published that the radio station employees complained on Facebook that they were closed due to “pressure and streams of lies” from the Finnish media. The Finns, in turn, explain that they made unsuccessful attempts to contact the leadership of the radio station, but not a single person took responsibility for the work of Love FM and the content of its programs.
In general, recently, Russian information troops are clearly skidding in the Finnish direction. Apparently, the front line is aligned. More recently, Fontanka.ru conveyed the joy of the Finnish authorities about a decrease in the activity of the pro -Kremlin trolls on the Internet. The head of the press service of the State Council, Mandeli, was surprised to say that since the beginning of 2016, from the Olginsky trolls, not a single large slanderous campaign has been registered with Finland. The Finnish authorities are confused and alarmed, since they are unknown to the reasons for the sinister silence of the Olginsky trolls, whose tricks are already used to in Finland, and this lull seems suspicious and is fraught with a threat.
In this regard, I have comforting news for the Finns. I believe that the passivity of the Olginsky trolls in the Finnish direction is best explained by the phrase of the Russian prime minister, said to the Crimeans: “There is simply no money. But you stay there! ”
Trump, dear, do not fail!
The results of the week that Evgeny Popov had happened in the “Big Sunday Vesti” 07/31/2016 were somewhat dull and inexpressive. Although the day was hot and festive. But the day of the Navy on Russian television looked like the Navy was the call sign of Vladimir Putin. In any case, out of ten minutes dedicated to this holiday on the main state television channel, at least two -thirds on the TV screen loomed the figure of the Russian president. Apparently, in his biography there are unknown pages and Putin served in the Navy most of his life.
Then they showed for a long time how our athletes go to Rio. The host constantly emphasized that they were escorted as heroes. Since none of them had yet managed to swim, to fight, to fight, to hit the ball at the 2016 Olympics, it was clearly not about the sports exploits of the departing. Whether the fact of a trip to Rio de Janeiro, the presenter Evgeny Popov, unfortunately, did not specify on the Russia-1 channel, unfortunately, did not specify. Perhaps he knew something that did not enter the plot.
Drinking with personnel about the departing Olympians periodically showed the announcements of the second international army games. It looked like a powerful asymmetric answer WADA. Like, weak to take a doping test from our participants in a tank biathlon? And for some reason I am sure that if, instead of Evgeny Popov, the Vesti weeks with Kiselev, then this specialist in samples would certainly please the patriotic public with a certificate of how many hours the participants in the tank biathlon will get to Lausanne.
Judging by the livelihood of television passage, the most interest in Russian media is caused by elections in the United States. Moreover, Russian patriots are sick in these elections with passion no less than the one with whom they gathered to root for our athletes at the Olympics. When Hillary Clinton is shown, they will certainly choose a frame on which her eyes are pulled out and her mouth is open. Therefore, the Russian viewer must be in the belief that the candidate from the Democratic is constantly in this state and to sleep lies with his mouth lifted and eyes falling out of the orbits.
As for Trump, this glorious healthy man is generally our person. He already actually admitted Crimea, Ukraine will quickly put in place and, as soon as he enters the position in the White House, first of all - to us, to Putin for advice on how two to control the world now. In the sense - to whom in which part of the planet to be the main thing.
The detailed presentation of this position, which actually became official for the Russian establishment, is contained in the column of the political observer of RIA Novosti Dmitry Kosyrev called “Two candidates - two America”. With the permission of readers, I will miss the routine reasoning on the topic of the imminent death of America, since the scientific justification of the immediate death of capitalism was published a half years ago in Marx's capital and all other publications on this subject can be considered simple reverges of the classic. The originality of the forecast of the political observer Dmitry Kosarev is that he predicts the funeral of America due to the fact that it is experiencing a “split”.
“These two congresses took place on different planets,” said RIA Novosti employee, commenting on the pre -election congresses of the Republicans and Democrats.
According to Kosyrev, they were a congress of the living and the congress of the dead. “This organizational chaos was something real, alive, unpredictable”-this is about the nomination of Trump.
But with what eyes Kosyrev saw the Congress of the Democrats: “In the history of mankind, this has already happened. It began with the XXII Congress of the CPSU, then there was the XXIII, XXIV ... members of the Politburo, Marshals, exemplary workers and milkmaids. Glee without borders for a week, and with each congress more and more vastly. Boredom. How it all ended - well. " It is obvious that in front of the eyes of the Kosyrev observer there are terrible paintings of empty shelves of supermarkets in the US cities, and the unbearable type of thousands of I -IT California, gathered on the lawn at the White House with the demands to pay them a salary for six months, tears the tender soul of an employee of RIA Novosti.
The US death, according to Kosyrev, is close and inevitable at any outcome of the 2016 elections, but it will happen differently. Under Hillary Clinton, "everything will be boring, disgusting, but predictably, and the United States will continue to slide into the abyss." And therefore, the observer Kosyrev says, the “our” candidate is Hillary. It is clear, since with her Kirdysk America will occur without any surprises. “But how to communicate with an unpredictable Trump, with its humor, the question is still incomprehensible,” concludes the observer Kosyrev. I am convinced that the last paragraph of his column, which states that our officials were “rooting” for Clinton, the observer Kosyrev recruited with one hand. Since he crossed the fingers of the second hand at this time under the table.
The country charged by Kashpirovsky
Everything is not easy in the country. Prices are rising, salaries are falling. Officials steal as undermined. The security forces arrest each other continuously. The West does not love us. Again, there is no money, as already noted. And there seems to be not a way out either. In this difficult situation, the country urgently required the production of miracles on an industrial scale. Therefore, Kashpirovsky was invited to television, which every Sunday is the air of NTV with the program “Session with Kashpirovsky”. The program lasts nearly an hour, and after watching it, I was 100 percent with the opinion of the director of the Serbian Judicial Psychiatry Institute Tatyana Dmitrieva, who back in 2009 demanded not to let Kashpirovsky go to TV, since it was very harmful to the health of viewers. Actually, almost all doctors, and not only psychiatrists, but also therapists, anesthesiologists, oncologists and other specialists, share this opinion.
The program “Session with Kashpirovsky” is built so that the viewer does not have time not to catch the thought, but even understand what is happening on the screen. Personnel flashes at the speed of the hands of the forecourt thimbles, which twist the cups with a ball hidden under them in front of the nose of a fascinated victim.
The plots are cut small, as for okroshka, and are given mixed. The instructor in “rebooting consciousness” Sergey cures a young man who has gone crazy on the basis of a fan love for rock singer Manson. The essence of the "treatment" is that the guy is buried alive to the grave. And there, in the "womb of the Earth", in complete darkness, he must spend the night. Kashpirovsky does not lead the statistics of deaths from attempts to independently reproduce such a marvelous method of “rebooting consciousness”.
Fragments of another, no less beautiful plot are constantly cut into the plot of the burial-about the forensic colonel Oleg Avdeichik, who makes a diagnosis by fingerprints, and also determines the criminal, as well as a genius and a madman. That is, Avdechik does not need anything for this except the prints themselves. He immediately recognized Chikatilo's hands by prints and assured the audience that he could catch a maniac 10 years earlier if he had been attracted in a timely manner.
"The head injuries are repeated!" - the colonel said, with apparent pleasure looking at the fingerprints of the deceased Andrei Romanovich. This all lasts a couple of seconds - and on the screen there is a different plot, so the viewer does not have time to figure out that a person’s fingerprints do not change throughout his life, and head injuries are a profitable business. The statement of Colonel Avdeik that head injuries can be reflected in papillary patterns makes all world dactyloscopy completely meaningless. But the flickering on the screen is such that when Kashpirovsky again returns to the miracle foreman and he, peering into Einstein’s fingers (!), “Sees” the traces of a sore stomach, the dumbfounded viewer is ready to believe him, especially since the ordered voice authoritatively confirms that the great physicist really hurt his stomach.
The plague named Anatoly Mikhailovich Kashpirovsky arose during the years of perestroika. Back in 1988, speaking on television of Ukraine, Kashpirovsky “cured” 72% of Ukrainian children from Enorez. The method of calculating the “cured” is still kept secret. In the next, 1989, the healer “cured” 10 million, and from a variety of diseases. In 1991, an execution at the UN headquarters with proposals to save humanity from AIDS and the consequences of radiation. 1993 - a logical result - Kashpirovsky is already a deputy of the State Duma from the party of the LDPR. But in the Duma does not appear. Busy. Touring. Somewhere it requires that oncological patients to listen to a cassette with its records 100 times. Somewhere he sells bags with “charged” salt, which must be taken grain, drinking water. The voices of doctors who are trying to explain that this is a criminal, on the conscience of which there are no one hears the lives of people who believed him and launched their illnesses.
And here Kashpirovsky is again on federal television. He has his own weekly hourly program. On the screen - singer Lolita Milyavskaya. Kashpirovsky inspires her that she should now remove damage and evil eye from all Russians. To do this, I just need to say: I take off your damage and evil eye. Milyavskaya says. The program is finished.
In parting, Kashpirovsky announces to the Reossians, delivered from damage and the evil eye, which knows how to launch the subconscious programs that turn back the time. And NTV viewers go to sleep with the belief that everything is not so bad, since America Kirdyk, in Russia, Putin always does everything right, and if he suddenly accidentally mistaken, that is, Kashpirovsky, Kotorah will lead his subconscious and rewind the time back. So that everything is as before, stable and in fairness.