Kremlin bonuses

In contrast to the Russian elite, which certainly didn’t worry about anything when, with infantile fervor, it chose some committee for the protection of rare amphorae from the Siberian Crane vultures as the author of a letter to the Nobel Committee. These unfortunate people have to knock on the keys - how to cross the Roki tunnel for Russian troops, swim across the Kerch Strait, or sell weapons to Hezbollah and Hamas through third countries. It’s a pleasure to tug the world by the udder, without a shadow of a doubt.

Even funnier was the statement from the Nobel Committee that it would, of course, consider this application. Where should the poor go? We must answer. The letter is addressed to them. Like, we want our All to receive your prize for peace and friendship between peoples... Although they could have asked for chemistry. He's been up to a lot of things lately...

Maybe they hinted at gratitude through private, closed channels. These are difficult times for everyone, but the Kremlin knows how to negotiate. True, this skill mainly relates to sporting events, but the principle is the same. It’s understandable, almost the entire seventh of the land lives by it and advises others.

In general, another foreign policy victory for the Kremlin, which put the Nobel Committee in a difficult position. He will say no to everything, they can also send soldiers without identification marks to neutral Stockholm, by ferry through Estonia, which “admitted to mistakes.” As a protection for Russian citizens from quislingists, Benderists and others like him with surnames ending in “dze” and “shvili”.

All this is funny, as are the deep thoughts of Russian officials about taking adequate measures in response to possible sanctions from Washington or the EU, which the latter talk about so much. I won’t write about Mr. Glazyev and his currency dreams here. It’s a pity for space, as well as for the Duma’s provocative project on confiscation of property. Let me just say that I believe in the latter. This is what they can do!
It's also funny how awkward proponents of a deep partnership with the Kremlin in Washington must feel. Year after year, gritting their pens, keyboards and teeth, some out of simplicity of heart, some out of state necessity, some over tea and a bun - they pointed out to all dissenters the firm word of GDP in international affairs.

They were not very interested in the internal ones. Only at the level of declarations. And so - let him do what he wants there, then, in general, he does it. We can't deal with this. They themselves should - a mighty people, with a rich history... Chekhov was also remembered by Dostoevsky and Tolstoy.
And then such a nuisance happened the other day. And it’s not like it spread from the internal organs directly to the external ones for the first time. And who should I tell about Archimedes’ bath now? Archimedes, they say, shouted “eureka,” but Washington and Europe didn’t pick up on something. One hope is for the Nobel Committee. Maybe he will calm the peacemaker.