In the Kremlin

Give positive!

August 16, 2018 Alexander Golts

Meeting with the right North Caucasian youth, which is occupied solely by the fact that on a voluntary basis it restores “ancient types of art, national costumes”, as well as the “national family tower in North Ossetia”, the chief chief of the country complained that there was not enough positive in social networks, which, according to him, “needs 100%”. At the same time, he had recently boasted that social networks did not receive his highest viewing. Therefore, he did not notice himself, but competent comrades reported. Apparently, those who envied colleagues, who so deftly identify seditions through “Odnoklassniki” and “VKontakte”, and then plant for reposts hundreds. And, of course, excellently increase the indicators for disclosure, as well as the intake of extremists and terrorists. Others, who are entrusted with counter -propaganda in social networks, suffer. Their tireless work on the trinket of enemy votes and bastards is not so noticeable against the backdrop of successful landings carried out by colleagues. As a result, a revolutionary concept is born before our eyes: “Give positive in social networks!”

And the example before the eyes is wonderful: native television. I, on my own oversight, was in the country for several days without the Internet. Do not believe it, I just found myself in another country. The inhabitants of which are sleeping and see that they do not retire to death. Since we have no old men and old women at all. There they are, cheerful long -livers: today they jump through the rope, and tomorrow they do not sing in their voice throughout the country. In general, everyone is busy exclusively by checking DNA. The country intensely watches how the father of seven children finds out whether the walking mother started the second, fourth and sixth child from him. In parallel, of course, a daily high hour of excavation to American imperialism and the world backstage. And on a snack foreign disasters. It was necessary to see and hear how the host of Channel One talked about the collapse of the automobile bridge in Genoa. I just did not scream with delight.

And only after turning on the damned worldwer web, you find out that the world is not so perfect. That, damn it, there are other problems, except for the division of ownership in the Petrosyanov family. That Oleg Sentsov Kremlin, apparently, condemned to death. No one is going to let go of the girls taken in the fabricated case. That prices will inevitably increase due to an increase in value added tax. That the ruble collapsed because of the intention, only the intentions of the powerless (as we know) Washington to introduce new sanctions.

Remember the remarkable reasoning of Ilf and Petrov: “In parallel to the big world in which large people and big things live, there is a small world with small people and small things. In the big world, diesel-motor was invented, “Dead Souls” were written, a Dnieper hydroelectric station was built and a flight around the world was made. In the small world, the screaming bubble of "Leaving-Udi" was invented, the song "Bricks" was written and the pants of the Foundation "Envoy" were built. In the big world, people are driven by the desire to bless humanity. The small world is far from such high matters. Its inhabitants have one desire-to somehow live, without experiencing a feeling of hunger. "

Almost 90 years after these lines were written, the Russian authorities practically managed to narrow the interests of the subordinate population to the exclusively “small world”, before discussing as the most urgent problem that “my girl has a little little thing”. That's just the Internet, bastard, shit. It recalls that thanks to the constant efforts of the party and the government, hunger, in general, is not far off. And the positive property of the World Wide Web, the opportunity to instantly identify seditions to the whole negative, which all sorts of unscrupulous people spread and thereby interfere with the steady advancement of their homeland along the path of the implementation of the May decrees of Putin V.V.

Two things can be followed from the leader’s replica at the Mashuk-2018 forum. Firstly, numerous trolls will be given a decree to switch from discrediting critics of the regime for the supply of positive information. And in the next few weeks, we will be lined with reports about tons of cast iron and have become per capita in the country (especially this information, I think, will be pleased with the owners of metallurgical companies, which the president’s assistant recently proposed to impose an additional tax in a half -thrillion). This is almost harmless, if you recall the experience of Soviet propaganda, which, when I did not fight world imperialism, basically specialized in the production of positive news. Well, about, for example, how the internationalist warriors build schools and plant trees in brotherly Afghanistan. And only world imperialism is to blame for the fact that after these good deeds some return to their homeland in zinc coffins. Much more likely, taking into account the invaluable experience of Soviet propaganda, competent comrades will recommend at all, following the example of Chinese comrades, to separate Runet from the rest of the world. And the positive in this case will be in bulk ...


Photo: 1. Collage Hedgehog
2. Russia. Pyatigorsk. Russian President Vladimir Putin (in the center) during a meeting with participants in the federal shift "Volunteering" of the North Caucasus Youth Educational Forum "Mashuk-2018". Mikhail Metzel/TASS