Translated material
A syringe in Vienna
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A syringe in Vienna
May 3, 2013 Viktor Shenderovich
The film about Valery Kharlamov is doomed to success: the people will certainly like that Canadians are funny evil morons, and ours won.
Won-win, do not even argue.
It is as if the French shot a movie about the war of 1812 and ended the plot with the capture of the Kremlin.
Victory!
Well, nothing: we, when we watee, see not yet. And horseradish with her, with historical truth: Russian history - the girl is familiar, as they say, will turn. And there is no extra plot of the plot, and nothing that the decisive puck was scored by Paul Henderson, and the Canadians were normal guys ... And it does not matter that the main historical meaning of that super-series was just that we, almost for the first time from the Elbe, saw each other-we were them, and they were convinced that there was nothing terrible in the faces of people.
That's about this cultural shock and make a movie in the era of the new non -nandertialization of the country, when the Americans are almost from the Ostankino screen called Pindos. But what am I talking about? No, no - only patriotism, only a good old school, what the doctor prescribed: the anthem sounds, ours wins, the Nazis are running ...
Well, not the Nazis, what's the difference - the main thing is that non -Russian ones.
Again a crossing, and the horses are not changed (I'm not talking about CSKA).
Give the people a dose, a bucket of popcorn and a new reason for old pride! Return to him the faith to the country and the title of the hero of labor! Distract him with something from the landscape lying face down and the Forbes list, consisting of friends of the main workaholic.
Perhaps we slip. We will leave Orthodoxy and nationality, the autocracy we make up under Churov, and a step to the right, step to the left - the State Department is considered!
We will put a couple of thousand people in the camps, we will give the rest the rations, KVN, Stas Mikhailov, Petrov and Kharlamov.
Lower my eyelids, give me nostalgia! Screw up on the suski - maybe someone was not raped, for patriotic needs?
He stayed, stayed ... Here he is, darling, hold him stronger!
Jokes to the side: Putin was already ordered to make a film about Leo Yashin.
This fly has not yet stuck all the shrines.
The widow of Lev Ivanovich asked to give her first to die, but I do not think that this would become an obstacle. Time does not wait: the people have already gobbled up a bucket of popcorn in Kharlamov and began to look around with an alarming look.
Positive emotions in the studio! Urgently!
We would have to hold out to Sochi, and there we will put a syringe into the vein along the elbow.
“Desso! Desso-sie! "