After yesterday

On Channel One is taught to hang out properly and drink by talent

“Yes, in the difficult time we gathered here ... I wanted to say - familiar to us. No, this is familiar to the whole world. Hangover!"

The first channel launched the night line of the program “Podkast. Lab”. The press release explains what awaits the audience: “Intellectual discussions after midnight with the most competent experts of different generations.”

The first such “intellectual discussion” under the intelligible name “after yesterday” gathered at the table of competent experts covered for a hangover rite: “Wonderworker” by Leonid Yakubovich, “Millionaire” by Dmitry Dibrov, All -Russian Swach Larisa Guseyev. The latter turned out to be more competent by its male colleagues in this delicate sphere. She brought a broth boiled from a black rooster to the studio. Why black? Because the Black Rooster takes on a lot of sun. So, take a black rooster and cook it along with sauerkraut for 7 hours. Then filter, throw the cabbage - the "hang -up" is ready.

The multi -wise Dmitry Dibrov brings the philosophical base to the body under discussion: “I would like to stand up for the Russian Baudun. It must be very appreciated. Unlike other countries of the world, in Russia it is a separate literary and dramatic genre: Bodun-departure.

Gentlemen! This is the Chekhov-Dostoevsky content. At that moment, a Russian man begins to ask himself if he lived his life ... And that is why the Russian Bodun is certainly connected with the protected part of Russian vocabulary.

For a person, as a rule, understands: your mother is like this, and all my life I am ... Hal. By. In vain ". Colleagues vied with the advice of the classics: treat like that. You need to drink by talent ...

This discussion rare in cognitive value was shown on the air of Channel One twice: January 2 and 3. Firstly, repetition is the mother of teaching. And, secondly, for a Russian person during the New Year holidays, the state “after yesterday” lasts a long time. By the way, squirrels that begin to jump on the screen on the eve of the New Year are warned about the approach of this condition. Such cute fluffy animals first wave their paws in greeting, knocking on the window - they say, we are already here, get ready - and soon they fall in the muzzles in the salad. Here, the Channel Channel Channel arrived with their useful tips. Go away, squirrel! Give the way to the black rooster.

Following the air, an astrologer-prognosist in a podcast entitled “Astrous” comes on the air. “Let's talk about the thumb of the hand. This is a very indicative story. If the thumb is frankly expressed, then, of course, we are dealing with a person for whom we see his own will, his desires, and issues of leadership in one bottle. And it happens that the finger is high and it is difficult to bend it - this means that a person is configured for a compromise ... Only a finger tells us how a person realizes his principles. ” I'm afraid to imagine what the middle finger will tell us about. Well, wait and find out.

They promise a lot of podcasts. There are jokes performed by comedian Vadim Galygin. And stories from Valery Syutkin. And “Sex in the Light” with a blogger Arina Kholina and an expert in this area-again, Larisa Guzeeva. And the revived “anthropology” with Dmitry Dibrov: “I would really like to hope, my friends, that I will be able to do the same as in“ Anthropology ”so that on the first channel there are such combinations of instruments and musicians who may be a legend.”

In the old years, different channels, indeed, practiced broadcasting for those who do not sleep at night deaf. And who does not sleep? Representatives of intellectual and creative labor, who can afford to spend part of the night in front of the box. For ordinary spectators, they gave “dishes” simpler and in the day convenient for them. The audience is more complicated - Gordon’s night conversations with scientists (without the adaptation of their scientific language), the cinema is not for everyone, the same “anthropology”. But even this could not keep the piece and generally useless audience for advertisers and TV itself. The idea was forgotten and raised.

And here is a new attempt to revive her in the night format of “podcasts. Lab ". For what? For whom? A young and advanced audience has long been in YouTube. Racer for screen experiments?

Have mercy, well, what experiments on federal TV can be today? First, envy - then improvise, as they said at the time of a strict ideological censorship on Soviet television.

“We’ll ride in a musical time of time in the company of the best artists,” the creators of the New Year's Eve promised on Channel One. And the promise was held. The musical machine of time transferred the audience 20 years ago. It turned out the next “old songs about the main” - only without those whom the country, indeed, considers the best. The Russian estrous was reset. The latter (the penultimate, third, second) were the first. Gazmanov, with people dressed in camouflage on the shoulder and “hit” “I was made in the USSR”, just like a couple of recognizable performers, the situation does not save, and other “best” are generally unrecognizable. Is that the symbol of the new time Shaman with the “anthem” “I am Russian” now considered the best?

On the same “time machine”, the leading of one of the “Podkastov. Lab” Konstantin Mikhailov rolled back by 20 years ago. To visit him, the popular leader of the “End of the film” group Evgeny Feklists and Masha Makarova (without bears), popular in the zero leader. The Feklists performed a twenty -year ago Hit Alice (a cover for the composition of the British group Smokie). In the Russian version there are dubious lines: “Alla is with us. With us Philip. Nobody called him-he somehow stuck. " This is almost seducted - everyone knows who Alla is and where she lives. Nevertheless, they did not throw words out of the song. And thank you for that.

Children's television and stylization “The incident in the country of Multi-Pulti”, which was originally published on the Kion platform, disappeared from the platform itself, and was soon removed from YouTube, where he scored about a million views. “To break, destroy and tear to pieces - this is life, this is happiness,” - the song of the evil heroes of the fairy tale turned out to be a guide to the action for those who decided to stop this unauthorized disgrace with the participation of “renegade” of Urgant, Gudkov and Ksenia Rappoport.

And “Podkast. Lab” outraged even the authors of patriotic telegram channels. But not by the fact that the crystal pure Russian person is taught to properly hang out, to verify life in the structure of the thumb and have sex “in the light”, but a complete turnover from the context. The premiere of the experimental format took place on the day when events in Makeevka occurred. Federal TV, as we know and see, with all his might supports his and is rooting for “our boys”. It is clear that they filmed the program long before that, but it never occurred to anyone, respecting the feelings of patriots, to transfer the premiere at least the next day. Therefore, many perceived the name “after yesterday” as, to put it mildly, thoughtlessness. The hangover was even the only problem of the Russian, which, however, is easy to cope with the help of a black rooster.