We don't wash, we... beat

This is the kind of plan we have formed. If Russia is not expelled from the tournament for occupying foreign territory, then it will be expelled for bribes when “purchasing” the event. If they don’t kick you out for bribes, they’ll kick you out for doping. If they don’t kick you out for doping, they’ll kick you out for stabbing fans. If they don’t kick you out because of the fans, then they’ll kick you out for something else. It's just a matter of time and circumstances. But we are making every effort to ensure that the circumstances work out, and that time comes as soon as possible.