The heat is organically combined with the desire to take a horizontal position. The lack of air subsides in the evening. The grass is getting cold. Soft bodies crawl across the city hay. This is Moscow summer. Rest on the city lawn was invented for those who...

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macaw is organically combined with the desire to take a horizontal position. The lack of air subsides in the evening. The grass is getting cold. Soft bodies crawl across the city hay. This is Moscow summer.

Rest on the city lawn was invented for those who have already grown out of pioneer camps, but are not yet ready for a holiday in Moscow due to financial insolvency or numerous working days. You can take a picturesque walk in the Alexander Garden with a view of the Kremlin walls, in Neskuchnoye on the banks of the Moskva River, or on Sparrow Hills with a panorama of Luzhniki. Just fall and imagine yourself as Andrey Bolkonsky. But entertainment is scarce. Because the variety depends on the location, and the pleasure is only in beer and beautiful girls passing by. Right on Chaif.

By the way, on the grass you can also do a lot of pleasant and useful things.

For example, last weekend in the park of the Central House of Artists, where Felix Dzerzhinsky and the Emblem of the USSR - Stronghold of the World are serving their pensions, it was possible to embellish the frailty of life. They showed the cult English idiocy "Cards, money, two barrels" and the American humorous obscenity "Austin Powers-2". Movies are good with beer, popcorn and good company. In short, easy watching style. Alas, they didn’t sell popcorn, beer cost 35 rubles and 35 minutes of standing in line, and there were so many companies that they sat in almost all places of the human body.

The tightness without offense evoked a rare feeling of pleasure. The movie to the replicas, squeals and chuckles of the neighbors was even nicer and more fun, especially for those who watched it for the second time.

It was reckless, the beer quickly ran out. Movies, too. There was an interest in holding the next weekend in a similar circle and style.

And here, by the way, a suitable option for an interesting pastime on the lawn was outlined - a healthy alternative to lying on the couch. On August 4 and 5, the second "Invasion" will take place in Ramenskoye - the revival of Russian rock that has died a hundred times. They promise 30 hours of music in the open air, 40 rock bands, 80 thousand people, sun, summer, everything. The organizers do not hide their claims for resemblance to the legendary Woodstock. Of the cult teams will be "DDT", "Untouchables" and "Chayf". From not cult, but fashionable - "Spleen", "BI-2", Chicherina, "Leningrad", Nike Borzov, "Aria", "Leg cramped", "King and Jester" and "Night Snipers".

One-time entry - 100 rubles. Went out for a walk - pay again. You will have to pay 200 for spending the night in your tent. If you don’t have money or a tent, feel like a homeless person - the organizers did not provide for “communal” portable dwellings, as last year.

What to take with you - panama hat or umbrella? (See weather forecast.)