News of the day Yesterday, two locomotives of history collided at the Moscow sorting station. Election poster: “Do you want to live like in paradise? Vote for hell! Civic lyrics "I would light up my people with a lyre..." (Attributed to an unknown person.)...

news of the day

Yesterday, two locomotives of history collided at the Moscow-sorting station.

Election poster:

“Do you want to live like in paradise? Vote for hell!

Civic lyrics

“I would light up my people with lira ...”

(Attributed to unknown.)

The Christmas Christian commandment of politics: if you are framed by the left, frame the right.

“For our party, mind and conscience are a great honor!..”

For some reason, foreigners think that the Kremlin” and “crime” are the same root words.

By hand

“Well, great! Will we now work together, in one bundle? said the right hand to the left.

Phrase of the day

The people follow the history of their country with interest.

foreign wisdom

"And the brothers will give you the ball..."

I dreamed...

Like the pioneers and the Octobrists, the new children's organization is DECEMBER.

The young shift, the kids who are purposefully raised, brought up in a special lyceum, are preparing for the coming coup, similar to the Decembrist uprising on Senate Square, a rebellion that they have to make against the dominance of rudeness, ignorance and injustice.

The flower of the nation, freedom-loving, enlightened, enlightened souls, naive idealists and - future victims ...

December - poor guys.

Rereading myself

They are preening, like a bride, beautiful Moscow - they will pass her off as Paris.

These are not nouveau riches, but nouveau riches and nouveau riches.

Country of dwarf giants.

Man is a brutalized ape, because in him the herbivore has become a predator.

These are not Suvorovites, but Nakhimovites in disguise.

Distinguishing marks: on the right cheek - a scar from appendicitis.

Alibi and 40 robbers.

Persons suffering from nationality.

"Back to the victory of communism!"

There is nothing faster than thought, and nothing slower than Duma.

Action "Vote, otherwise it will be worse!"

Overlaid with a three-story compromising evidence.

All of them are smeared with one ether.