The results of the year. A fragment from the underwear

... And then I sat down to write the main document - an application to the district election commission.

It turned out for me only the third time: firstly, as it turned out, I was completely weaned to write with my hand, but the text approved by the Central Election Commission was the main curse-a text in which it was impossible to confuse the letter! “The State Duma of the Federal Assembly of the Russian Federation” - every time a commodity drove! The “nomination in the order of self -nomination” refused to display the cluster.

Finally, everything was ready, and the lawyer Prokhorov began to merge the papers. A minute later, cursing all the white light, I rewritten the statement again: it turned out that in the class of classes I brought the word “writer”, and the Pen-center in the certificate indicated that I was “writer and journalist”. And what kind of mismatch by the election man may not allow me to the election.

But this is the same thing, I cried out! No, the lawyer Prokhorov said poisonously.

Lawyers are generally disgusting people. Their main disgusting feature is awareness. Without leaving the place, Vadim retold a dozen electoral incidents, quite idiotic, but invariably ended with the removal of an unwanted candidate for power.

The lecture ended with a reminder of the fate of the Prosecutor General Skuratov, excommunicated from the place in the presidential race due to the fact that his professor was not mentioned in the documents.

(Professor Skuratov was really unlucky: by the family of prosecutors, he, in his free time from prostitutes, was engaged in the economic activities of Sobchak-in St. Petersburg, in the early 90s. And Sobchak had a certain deputy, who, seeing, suffered fear in the months of the investigation: if he had been able to bring the net under Sobchak, at first If he was, by 1999, this deputy, at Skuratov’s trouble, became the head of the FSB, and then the prime minister of Russia ... as a play of his last name, do not remember?

In short, I quickly reconciled with the fact that in my case the writer, coupled with the “writer”, is the introduction of the voter into a misconception, and, trembling from tension, I rewrote all three kilometers of the text into the last Chinese time, and Prokhorov did not find a single blunder!

Oh happiness! Never, never again my hand will lead these words - “State Duma of the Federal Assembly of the Russian Federation”!