Formal Hollywood

Demonstration of uniforms at the expanded college of the Ministry of Internal Affairs
A new “model agency” appeared in Russia: the Department of the rear of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Russia. It is this, the agency known in the design market, but, obviously, having a dimensionless budget, will develop a new form for former police, and now police officers. The samples have already been demonstrated by the president, but his comments could not be found.

What will those whose service, as you know, be both dangerous and difficult?

KGB agent Irina Spalko (Kate Blanchett) in the film "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Crystal Skull"

For ladies in uniform, dresses, whales, coats and even hats with a cockade are provided in uniform. For men - tunic, uniforms that differ depending on the specifics of the employee’s service. For example, a form of special fabric was developed for the PPS employees, which does not pass moisture, but passes air.

“The form was developed to increase the image of a policeman,” the rear department said. “So that on the street the employee looks decent and accurately.”

Work on the form lasted about two years in an atmosphere of strict secrecy. However, something nevertheless seeped into the press. Firstly, a new form can repeat the colors traditional for the police of tsarist Russia. And in the rear department they confirmed to us that the designers were inspired by history.

Police captain Ivan Danko (Arnold Schwarzenegger). The film "Red Heat"

Frame from the film "From Russia with Love"

Secondly, women-policemen appear more and more on the streets of cities. And they usually have to give birth from time to time. “The police in Norway have a form for all occasions, even for pregnant women,” said General Sergey Gerasimov, one of the deputy minister, telling about the instructions of the chief of the Ministry of Internal Affairs to study the experience of other countries. True, there are no forms for pregnant police officers in the presented models.

The topic is lively discussed on the Russian Internet. For example, the famous blogger Drugoi - Rustem Adagamov - suggested that the fashion designers revised everything that Hollywood shot on the topic of Russians. And inspired, they created something similar. A persistent association was also born with a form in which Arnold Schwarzenegger was dressed in the 1988 film “Red Heat”.

Scene from the movie "Excellence of Bourn"
On the other hand, fashion designers did not take into account the realities of our life. But the bloggers took into account - and offer to provide special pockets (backpacks?) For offers in a new form. Especially if future fashion designers will continue to be inspired by history. How did the mayor say from an unforgettable “auditor”? “By inexperience, by golly by inexperience. Continuity of the state ... If you please, you’ll be able to adopt: there is not enough state salary even for tea and sugar. If there were any bribes, then the smallest: something and a couple of dresses to the table. As for the non-commissioned officer who is engaged in merchants, which I seemed to be carved, then this is slander, by her godly slander. This was invented by my villains; This is such a people that my life is ready to encroach "...