It's good to give a nightmare

So, Medvedev said that the law enforcement agencies and authorities will stop “making business a nightmare.” And he added that we are talking about small businesses “and not only small ones.”

"In our country, signals are very important. Consider this signal given."

But since a completely different signal was given the day before, a classic mistake occurs.

Two doctors - an evil one and a good one - “treat” people in different ways. Is this a coordinated game or the first public sign of obvious disagreement? Whose medicine to buy, whose to swallow? Go figure.

In any case, one is playing short, the other is playing high. One knocks down the RTS with a precise blow from a karate heel, the other raises the RTS with a gentle stroking. By the way, neither one nor the other has any meaning - that’s why the market fluctuates, what has fallen is not lost, what has risen will fall, so shouting about “losses” and “profits” is simply illiterate.

But, one way or another, Medvedev (or his speechwriters) found the exact slogan for our time.

"It's good to have nightmares."

If you really want to carry out that very “thaw”, then you can’t think of a better slogan. “Freedom is always better than lack of freedom” - much weaker. A vague signal - freedom for whom? For the cops? For shutters? For the FSB? For Khodorkovsky? For Churov? For Kasparov?

But “it’s good to give a nightmare” - right on target!

And it applies to absolutely everything.

It’s good to make your neighbors a nightmare - get rid of them, let them join wherever they want, if they are accepted, of course, into this same NATO.

It’s good to terrorize “our respected partners” and growl: “He put on a pith helmet and is imagining things!”

It’s good to terrorize the whole world and, pretending to be the global Shvonder, “arrange the fates of some Spanish ragamuffins” - the Karadzic, Chavez, Ahmadinejad and other handsome men. Let the Anglo-Saxon Preobrazhenskys themselves, as best they can, deal with these balls - what kind of sadness and care do we have?

It's good to create a nightmare for your society. After all, it’s a shame to say how stupid we’ve become: then, with our mouths agape, we listen to the senile dreams of some “rogue” about his “fifth Reich”; then the furious saliva of some “director” flies from the TV screen, who, in a creative impulse, knocks down NATO missiles flying to Ostankino with boards; then the namesake of the Ukrainian poet, in order to wash away the “shame of the family name,” loudly curses Ukraine: What a madhouse, really! “How many of them! Where are they driving them?/ Why are they singing so pitifully?/ Are they burying a brownie,/ Are they marrying off a witch?”

By the way, there is no need to give this goofy company a nightmare. Not my God! Just enough for the demons to show off government money - they will immediately calm down and crawl away, whoever came out of nowhere into the television light.

It seems like all these are little things.

But no, not at all.

Too much all sorts of rubbish - intellectual brimstone, senile aggression, teenage acrid sweat and womanish hysteria - has accumulated in our ether, in the air that we inhale willy-nilly.

Vile atmosphere. Nightmarish.

It’s time for the president to take up political ecology. Just clean it up a little, otherwise it’s just right to watch TV in a gas mask.

Ecology is an important thing.

How do you order to “raise the country” if, according to polls, almost half of educated, sane people between 20 and 40 years old want to leave the hell out of here? They won’t leave, of course - it’s not that simple. But they do! It means the country is good - I don’t think that reasonable representatives of their middle class want to leave Europe or Canada.

By the way. It’s good to have a nightmare with these “knees”. Yes, Russia is not on any knees - it lives for itself, and there is no need to prove anything to anyone from morning to evening, there is no need to terribly crack your joints - “get up, get up, get up.” Calm down already, for God's sake. Don't take cheap, stupid metaphors so personally. Your own language, your own religion, your own books, your own fool bosses (and not other people’s fools) - well, what kind of “knees”? Quite childish, really:

It’s good to give yourself nightmares, dear bosses! Well, Gleb Olegovich tricked you during the “Orange Revolution” - he fought and searched, got it and hid it, well, that’s enough already. There is no such threat. There is no revolution, and there are no revolutionaries (well, it’s not Limonov and Kasparov that are interesting to you, my word!). There is no one to fight with! The class struggle is not intensifying as God-knows-what approaches - it is you, comrades, who have been deceived. There is no struggle. There is a stench from the rot and decomposition of tons of last year's lies - it's true. But there is no need to fight here - you just need to remove these tons, open the window, and the stench will slowly disappear on its own.

The people have become such a nightmare that they, poor thing, “again, like in the golden years,” in reality see “foreign consultants, professors and spies.” And, naturally, he considers our mustachioed cockroach to be a kind of “symbol of Russia”! This is in the 21st century! Nightmare:

But you don’t have to fight nightmares by pushing them out with new nightmares.

After all, what are we doing?!..

In search of the greatness of Russia, we carry out the following actions - we hang an icon on our chest. Was?

Was:

They fell off a fence (in Munich) and injured their face. So? They showed up at G8 with a lit candle in their hand, wearing only their underwear, and beat someone. They called Chavez and promised to send combat helicopters. They shouted about other people's disgusting snotty noses. Then they made an attempt to throw a couple of oligarchs out of the window. So? The question is: is it possible to capture any greatness by acting in this way? And if you are a normal person, then you will answer yourself: in no way.

Well, it’s good to be weird, to make nightmares for yourself and the people - who to turn on, who to drive. Sound your horn and it will happen! We've looked at the world, shown ourselves - let's move on to water procedures.

In essence, you need so little to start a normal life. Stop shaking and shaking the chests of those you meet: “Do you respect me?!” Don’t be afraid that they’re laughing at you, you bastards, and stop yourself, laughing, clicking your fingernail on other people’s pith helmets (well, they wear it and wear it, well, the climate, well, habit, but God bless them, in fact!). And most importantly, stop convincing the world and your people that here in Russia, “except for mauling, there are no miracles and there cannot be any.”

Well, a Russian man, yes, is broad: He can stick his fist in, knock off glasses, and shake a black finger under someone else’s (and his own!) nose. Maybe there is no market.

But maybe something else. Smart people, they haven’t lost all their education yet, we even know how to work and study. Well, we can, right? If you don’t waste time and energy on self-nightmare, then you will inevitably get busy with some kind of business - you have the strength.

And this won’t be a nightmare for the bosses at all!

We don't need a nightmare vertical. Chase these nightmareologists to the neck! The vertical will stand in calm conditions anyway - no one threatens it and will not threaten it for a long time. Neither from outside nor from within the country.

“It’s good to be a nightmare” is a cool slogan. And, most importantly, practical and doable. Candy, not a slogan. Here is A.S.:

"Enough, hide! The time is over,

The earth was refreshed and the storm passed,

And the wind, caressing the leaves of the trees,

He's driving you out of the tranquil skies."

And no one is driving you out of heaven - enjoy your health! Just don't rain and don't rumble - and there are no problems!