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A week ago, when (by the grace of Rosneft, which dropped the quietly hundreds of credit billions), the ruble collapsed down, I sat down in a bite on the keyboard, but then I stopped, puzzled ...

I stopped me that everything has been said about it for a long time, and it was said so that it is better to say better - you should not even try. And most importantly: that I know what was said by heart is just to remember!

But I was not remembered in any way (you can’t order the head). I at random at Gogol, and at Shchedrin ... By the way, I looked in the right direction; As he felt: something is deeply Russian, Russian to the degree of complete irresponsibility in the languages ​​of the peoples of the world ...

And so, even a week after the extreme Sechinsky feat to master the bins of his homeland, I remembered!

Well, of course: Sukhovo-Kobylin, “Death of Tarelkin”! The famous scene of the “snacks” after the funeral, when the former quarterly rastyuyev eats and still cannot be saturated.

“What kind of mouth is like that,” Tarelkin is surprised. - Yes, this is a bottomless pit! Where does it fall from him? "

And a little lower:

Poplyuev misses the breakthrough. Tarelkin looks at the floor.

Poplyuev. What are you looking for?

Tarelkin. And I look - maybe your bottom has pulled out - so does it go through and through?

Here!

This is what I wanted to ask Mr. Sechin: did he have a bottom? Isn't the Russian budget absorbed by him already absorbed through it? Because it seems: after all, nowhere, nowhere!

However, the answer would not have to wait for the Rosneft press service-everything has long been responsible in the same place, with Sukhovo-Kobylin:

Poplyuev . I have here (claps himself on the belly), the fire is unquenchable and the insatiable worm.

We see, Ivan Antonovich, we see, Igor Ivanovich! We observe-s.

Truly: Poplyuyevsky cash, Poplyuyevsky ... But the last?

When will their bottom burst out, do you think?


Photo by TASS/ Mikhail Metzel