Universal Rejection and no problems

Judging by the statistics, our Journal of Universal Rejection is the most prestigious scientific journal in the world. You can send us your manuscript without any excitement and anxieties about the future fate of the article. With 100% accuracy, regardless of the quality of the article, you can be sure that we will reject your article. After submitting an article to our journal, the procedure for working with it is as follows. Often the editor -in -chief rejects it without even reading it! However, he can read it. Then he sends her anonymous reviewers. If this is not the wife of Glavred and his university friends, then the reviewers will not even understand what it is about. And the refusal of publication will follow with the speed of a bird falling down by a stone. It happens that refusals, along with mail from new authors, accumulate unread in the main box of the chief credit. How briefly, but the decision to refuse to publish will come to you as inevitably as death. Individual subscription to our journal costs $ 9,999.99 per year (for one number). You can submit an article to our magazine on the website www.universalreuction.org .