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Julian is almighty

December 2, 2010 Julia Latynina

I would simply formulate the credo of Julian Assange and his WikiLeaks website: no power in the world should be uncontrolled, except for the power of Julian Assange.

The merit of Julian Assange is that he created an engine and ingenious software, which allows any person to send any amount of documents to WikiLeaks and remain unrecognizable and unreasonable. In this sense, the Russian midi, who screamed that Russia “has a way to turn off this resource forever,” demonstrated the deepest ignorance of the problem.

Personally, Assange, like many brilliant people, apparently a person with a strongly shifted psyche.

Assange had a difficult childhood, almost like in a horror film. His mother, throwing his father, agreed with a man who, in her trouble, turned out to be a member of a strange sect organized by Yoga Anne Hamilton-Byrne. Among other things, the head of the sect stole and adopted 14 (!) Children; Including tried to pick up the younger brother of Assange. Assange's mother moved with her sons from place to place, fleeing from his stepfather. It would be nothing, but Assange then claimed in an interview that the Government was behind the sect. So if you did not know, the cursed Australian government fought against Assange, even when he was 10 years old.

By the age of 18, Assange married, gave birth to his son and became one of the very first and disinterested hackers: he climbed over the network, and when he was caught, he could not understand that, in fact, the damned government had against him. The damned government released him to freedom, with the mouth of the judge, saying that there was nothing behind Assange’s actions except “curiosity”, and Assange began to sue with his wife, taking away her child.

Assange sued, however, again, not with his wife, but with the damned government. In an interview, he proudly said that he fought not as a “father”, but as an “activist”: he organized demonstrations, pickets against the relevant social services, collected information about them, used the services of “moles”, etc. In a word, it was not a woman who took the child from the hacker, but the bloody regime.

When the information appeared for the first time that the Swedish prosecutor’s office accuses Assange of rape, I admit, I thought it was a “honey trap” and the work of the CIA. Where there! Assange fell victim to the feminist Anna Ardin, fucked on the whole head, who, in fact, invited him to Sweden. After the Assange’s performance, the girl arranged a party in her apartment with a treat of crabs in her apartment, and after that she left Assange to spend the night.

The problem is that Ardin is a little sick, like Assange, and sincerely believes that 3 billion of human males consist in a conspiracy against 3 billion females. Once she had already filed a lawsuit against Sexual Harassment against her student, who Zakharasil what he wrote during her lecture SMS, thereby demonstrating his male domination.

Assange fucked Ardin, and the next day he went to another city and fucked her girlfriend there; Then a lawsuit about rape appeared, besides, Assange did not take advantage of the condom at a crucial moment.

This story very well characterizes the crazy morals of the extreme left. There are no different paranes, there is the same paranoia: in the conspiracy against Assange there are all governments together with the Australian yogi sect, and 3 billion males participate in the conspiracy against Ardin.

The story of this lady, you know, resembles one of the myths of the Australian Aborigines about the first woman who had teeth in the vagina, like in her mouth. And now the man was pushed into this woman, and at the most crucial moment - crunch! She ruined many men so much until the smart one was found, who, before his intercourse, put a cobblestone there.

And, the most remarkable, Julian Assange, for all his computer genius, was too lazy to climb the Internet and check what Anna Ardin is his Swedish tour. Otherwise, I would know that without a cobblestone in the vagina of Ms. Ardin, it is better not to meddle.

One of the biggest wikiLeaks merits, I think this is Climategate, the publication of electronic correspondence of leading global warming scientists. In this private correspondence, the guys admit that now the “climate is the same as a thousand years ago,” and discuss the measures of unscientific reprisal with disagreements.

If we compare the correspondence of scientists-slaves of global warming with the correspondence of American diplomats, then the advantage of the latter. Because from the confidential correspondence of climatic alarmists it follows that they lie. And from American diplomatic correspondence it follows that American diplomacy is doing exactly what he says. Or did you not know that Cadaffi is a crazy tyrant who is afraid to fly and live on the upper floors? Or did you not suspect that the sexual maniac of Berlusconi was bought by Putin? Or did you not think that Putin is Alpha Dog?

Yes, American diplomacy does not publicly call them so. So what? If you write down my telephone conversations, then you can hear exactly the same as I say to the Echo of Moscow. Only shorter and more unprinted. This is not a scandal.

The scandal would be if the Americans wrote in their secret diplomatic signature that Cadaffi was a saint, but since he was fighting against our bloody American regime, we will discredit it.

This, in fact, is the main problem of Julian Assange and the extreme left. They expose all the time, expose-mainly a bloody American regime, because, firstly, it is completely safe, and secondly, the bloody regime uses computers. (Tyrants that do not use the computer do not fall under Assange.)

And it turns out that this regime, no matter how it is exposed, is exactly the same inside as the outside. The goals inside are the same as outside. The methods inside are the same as outside.

The Assange dug 300 thousand documents about Iraq - and there is not one among them in which there would be information that Bush was going to drink Iraqi oil. I dowarded 92 thousand pages about Afghanistan - and among them there is not a single one with a directive of reprisal against a civilian population. They accumulated 250 thousand documents of diplomatic correspondence - and ... an amazing thing! They have not a word that the bloody American regime, using his puppet Saakashvili, arranged a genocide for the Ossetian people. And about how bloody Americans train executioners who, in the Colombian jungle, cut freedom fighters (which Russia Today recently removed.

Assange has already downs out three quarters of a million documents - and all of them refute the nonsense that the external and military policy of the United States is extremely left -wing, Islamists, African cannibals, Latin American dictators, Generals of the Nagovitsyes and “Nash” from Lake Seliger. And by the way, Assange himself. In this sense, as I said, all paranois in the world are the same. There are no different paranes - there is the same paranoia.

And all that Assange does is great! We, users, the more information-the better! No power in the world should be uncontrolled, except for the power of Julian Assange!

And what to the point of Putin called Alpha Dog? (Not an alpha male, that is, the dominant male, as our media was flattered, and Alfa-Dog is the most evil dog in the pack.) Russia will not react to this, because the aggressiveness of our Alpha Dog is determined by gas prices. When they are above - so we are fighting with Georgia. When prices go down, even puppies from “ours” begin to yell quieter.

PS I have a Komsomolskaya Pravda here I interviewed Assange. Of course, I am a liberal person and the inherents, reservations, etc. I am indulgent. And the point here, of course, is not in a worldwide conspiracy, but simply in a particular person who deciphered the text. But so that everyone is distorted?! So read and compare. And keep in mind that I did not say anything about Korea at all. Nothing, she didn’t say anything about the losses in Iraq. And if she said, she would note that the scoundrel Assange leads on the title page of the Iraqi dossier the figures of losses - 300 thousand people, forgetting to mention that most of these corpses are on the conscience of terrorists. And of course, I did not say that Wikileaks "is used for some selfish purposes." This is not my vocabulary. I am not a deputy Kosachev and not Senator Slutsky.

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