The life of a wonderful pig

Dmitry Bykov first introduced
public Piglet Nah-Nah

I was honored to be the first official biographer of a pig named Nah-Nah-a symbol of Russian political despair of the beginning of the second decade of the 21st century.

Nah-Nah (pseudonym, real name of Eh-Eh) was born in the late fifties of the last century in an intelligent family. After graduating from the institute, he worked as a watchman. He drank with longing, like a pig, under Brezhnev, Andropov and Chernenko. He did not go into people, but became a man.

Highly, with a pig’s screech, he took perestroika. Binded. He wrote letters to Gorbachev, read “Moscow News”, knew the interregional deputy group by namely. He broke off relations with his brother named uh-uh, who did not want to go to the Manezhnaya Square and fight for Lithuania’s freedom.

In the ninetic year, he was disappointed in Gorbachev and began to listen to the Echo of Moscow. In August 1991, he experienced the first attack of uncontrollable obscene rage and for the first time bristled for real. Since then, he hates both the ballet “Swan Lake” and the tank troops as a whole.

After the victory of democracy, in joy, he washed down again and woke up closer to the fall of 1993.

During broadcasts from the congresses of people's deputies, regular attacks of uncontrollable obscene rage began to experience. In October, he broke off relations with his brother named Oh-oh, who tried to hide from Khasbulatov in a stone house. Trembling with fear, went to the Moscow City Council.

In the spring of 1994, on the advice of some kind of pig, he put his voucher, along with the vouchers of the brothers and sisters, in the Alice exchange-and received several times in a pentat at the family council.

In the summer, the NTV channel began to watch and fell in love with Mitkov.

Since December 1994, he began to experience constant attacks of uncontrollable obscene rage at the sight of the generals of the Russian army - and began to look closely at the commander in chief (you understand). In 1995, he learned the words “Tolstoy-Yurt” and “Urus-Martan”-and washed down again .

In 1996, he voted in the first round for Yavlinsky, in the second-like everyone else.

In 1997, he began to experience sharp attacks of uncontrollable obscene rage at the words “Logovaz”, “Chubais” and “Svyazinvest”. In August 1998, he managed to invest all his accumulations, along with the savings of the brothers and sisters, at the SBS-AGRO and repeatedly received a nickle in a family council.

In 1999, he voted for the “Yabloko” and divorced his wife, who voted for the ATP.

The appearance of Putin met with carefully and optimistic grunting. He was ready to personally participate in the restoration of the rule of law and the fight against the oligarchy and corruption. Without waiting for either one or the other, he washed back and broke off his relationship with his brother named ah-ah, who liked it when they extinguished TV and urinated in the toilet.

In the summer of 2001, NTV stopped watching and defeated Mitkov.

Starting in the fall of 2003, he began to experience rapid attacks of uncontrollable obscene rage in the phrase “Triumph of the Law”, “National Leader” and “Russia rises from the knees”. When one Shevchenko with Kurginyan added to the two Malakhov on TV, he threw the TV out the window with a cry “to the dog pigs”.

With the disappearance of Khodorkovsky and the appearance of Kadyrov, he finally realized that Putin had the appearance, speaking of the restoration of the rule of law.

For many years he patiently waited for the unification of the democratic opposition and waited that instead of two opposition parties there were eight. Since 2005, the name of each of them, like the names of their leaders, began to cause attacks of uncontrollable obscene rage in it.

From the second half of the “zero” experiences additional attacks of uncontrollable obscene rage at the mention of the names Bogdanov, Barschevsky, Gozman, Titov and Mitrokhin.

On the day when it was announced that at a special meeting in the Kremlin the symbol of the liberal idea in Russia was approved by Mikhail Prokhorov-he screeched as a cut, when witnesses he was trying to go to the old square to give him a pale, then he calmed down and made a historical decision: to change his surname on the nah-nah and thereby close the topic before the current B..do historical period.

Such, in general terms, is a political biography of a former piglet by a name, which is also a direction.