"Mixed in a heap ..."

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"Mixed in a heap ..."

May 19, 2006 Alexander Ryklin

I really love dogs. I have two of them. And one of my close friends has twenty -two. And all - terribly thoroughbred. It is more careful both of me, and, I suspect a friend. As a matter of fact, I began with this recognition in order to place the accusations in advance in a biased attitude to one specific breed.

I also like Labradors. They are funny, devoted, always love the owners. Moreover, any. The last drunks will be worn by slippers, and at least a little bit-and they are driving in the stall for vodka. And they have a scent, I will tell you, paramount. No wonder customs officers use Labradors to search for drugs. And, I want to notice, not one of these service dogs has never been involved in any corruption scandal. And how reasonable they are. It is enough to look into the eyes of any labrador to understand: behind this look, a whole world lurks with its passions, affection, sorrows and joys. By the way, the common phrase “dogs understand everything, but they can’t say” personally does not seem to me reflecting reality - any owner of any dog will tell you that he communicates with his dog in the most beautiful way. Moreover, this communication is not at all unilateral. It is these specific dog qualities that have recently caused me a certain concern.

Has anyone ever thought about how many most important state secrets is the dog of Vladimir Putin Labradorsh Koni? It is clear that the meeting of the president with “ours” or with the leadership of the VGTRK is an empty chatter and in vain spent time. (Which, by the way, was well read in the expression of the dog's face. Even through the television screen, it was clear with what genuine neglect of the horses, be sure to look at the photograph, reacted to these useless visits). But after all, the presidential Labrador was present many times in his life in much more significant negotiations. Very often, Vladimir Putin accepts important foreign guests in his residence near Moscow and in Sochi. And pay attention, always somewhere in the background, horses loom in the corner of the television screen. Here it should also be borne in mind that foreign guests are different. Okay, if this is some Mahmoud Abas. It will give Russia to Palestine or not give money-it is unlikely that this is particularly exciting. But, say, Putin’s confidential negotiations with the former chancellor Germany Gerhard Schreder could probably interest many.

I'm not talking about the problems that Vladimir Vladimirovich solves in the silence of suburban residences with his closest advisers.

Much, probably, can tell Labradorsha about how decisions on Yukos were made or, how the president behaves in crisis situations. And, most likely, does she have an answer to the key question of modern Russian history: is its owner nevertheless gathering for a third term or not?

Well, I don’t know ... I would once wondered in Patrushev’s site what horses forever rubbed at the feet when different people come to the owner? That she has nothing more to do? Or does she make sure that no one offends Vladimir Vladimirovich? Well, for this and without it there is someone to follow. And then, which of the Labrador is the defender? Although, perhaps, horses are already repeatedly proven bitch, and our special services are firmly confident in its absolute trustworthiness. In addition, some skeptic will object to me, the circle of its communication is extremely limited today-it is unlikely that horses are released for the protected territory, and it is still quite difficult to imagine that the dog tunes the transmitter at night in the attic.

But the fact that she someday, perhaps many years later, wants to dictate memoirs-you can easily believe in it. By the way, I would agree to record her.

Alexander Ryklin

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