The path to the bastard

In my opinion, the most remarkable state visited by the tireless wanderer Dr. Lemuel Gulliver, was still not lilipothy with her outlandish little people and not even Brobdingneg, in which the traveler himself was a curiosity. Liliputia and Brobdingneg somehow too much resembled modern swift and Gulliver life-the size in this case does not matter. But Lapo ... Lapo is a real find. The very idea of ​​life on a flying island, to which the king with a retinue and close associates are forced to move due to the obvious decline of the ground territory, is not even a future. This is almost the present.

When the sovereign is tired of flying along the so -warmed Russian roads past a standing indignant plebs from one of his residence to another and he decides to transfer to a helicopter, and after him the right prime minister comes to the realization of the same need - this is the first step to the lapet. No need to transfer state institutions out of town - Swift has already written how to live correctly. It is necessary to think of a magnet that could raise the Kremlin territory with the surroundings into the air, place several more residences, chic boutiques and restaurants in this territory, a place for Labrador’s walking, a pool and a temple (yes, on this wonderful island it will not be necessary to build a pool in the place of the temple, and then the temple in the place of the pool: it will be possible to combine and swimming all over. With the Patriarch) - and Lapo is ready.

Since we do not live in the XVII century, but in the XXI, the Russian hood can generally make a controlled liner - and if it is necessary to be its main inhabitant, it will be able to move in Sochi with space speed - along with the Kremlin, the old square and even the Duma (although if you figure out why the main inhabitant of the Duma? The Duma may remain on Earth). In good weather, it will be possible to welcome subjects from the side of the lamp, without fear of attempts, prayers, whistling and incorrectly raised fingers. And in the bad one it will be possible to enjoy the sunny day, rising above the eternal Moscow clouds and taking healing baths, while subjects will stand in endless traffic jams under the drizzle rain. It seems to me wonderful!

The construction of the bastard can be declared the most outstanding national project of the decade, if not a century. This is not some kind of mercantile Saakashvilev Lazika, which will still not be built. This is the focus of the Russian national spirit, the city of Kitezh, on the contrary: he went under the water that your Atlantis, and this one is soar over the ground, that your "union"-"Apollo". Moscow with its unsolvable problems and ungrateful residents will immediately lose all meaning - and the inhabitants of the provincial cities over which Lipu will fly over, we can oblige the flight to gratitude, stormy applause and waving portraits. It is known that the inhabitants of the Swift Laputa were unjustly cruel and threw dissatisfied with stones, not leaving their wonderful island - but in Russia terrestrial services work quite well and do not have to bother the inhabitants of the local lapet with a stone metering.

If you think about it, the Russian one has been living in such a bastard for a long time - all these rubles, fences, motorcade, all this paranoia intensifying every day ... but it is unsafe to walk on the same earth with dissatisfied and conditionally satisfied: an hour is unequal, the price of oil will fall - and then what? Where to hide, where to run, and where is the guarantee that they will accept there? And Lapo solves all these problems once and for all and allows you to never think about a nightmare that is happening below. Flew, huh?