The conspirators are in the ranks

As our recent history shows, all the events taking place in Russia can only be explained by two reasons. This is either the machinations of evil spirits, or the conspiracy of the Kremlin and the FSB. The only problem is to be able to distinguish by the conspiracy every time.

The art of political science is increasingly reduced to solving this complex problem.

The most striking example is Pussy Riot. Reading numerous comments and comments on a given topic, an independent expert soon notes that in the assessments of the incident in the XXS, Russia was divided into two parties. This, relatively speaking, is the party of Woland and the special services party. True, some naive people suggest that the girls sang in the temple, because they got Putin and Cyril, but this is the opinion of an insignificant minority that should be neglected. In fact, what does it mean - got it? We also got us, but we do not climb with an electric guitar on the amvon. So, either Mephistopheles or the FSB.

Among those who distinguish between the huts of the enemy of the human race, lawyers make the most memorable speeches. I mean the lawyers who thundered throughout the country Kuznetsov and Stina, who shortly before the trial exposed the "Satanic group" and "world government". Having unwinds the entire chain, at the end they saw Pussy Riot. The public does not lag behind lawyers, ready to at least form Orthodox squads tomorrow in order to exterminate Lucifer and his minions. Those who raise anti -church posters like “Blessed are blessed” near the temple or enters the cafe, putting on an outrageous T -shirt on themselves.

The most perspicacious and fearless of the Orthodox are polemicized with lawyers, who, behind the thin backs of the singers, guess the ominous shadow of the puppeteers - Putin Vladimir Vladimirovich and his close associates. For example, it was possible to read that for some reason in the Kremlin they were strongly laughed at the Patriarch and decided to arrange a pile, organizing a punk-summer punk in the main temple of the country. The Protodiacon Andrei Kuraev, who shared rumors with the public about how the “third -rate people” from the Putin’s headquarters (Kuraev called Abramovich and Kapkov) ordered a song about the Virgin about the Virgin about the Virgin. And in the end, Cyril was offended, Putin received a “political bonus” in the elections, since the “Orthodox swamp” ran to look for protection from the national leader. Not easy, frankly, a scheme, but in its own way convincing.

Similar versions also arise in connection with the latest scandals, which were initiated by the Femen group, which arranged a light-handing with a chainsaw in Kyiv, and picked up some unknown morons in Russia. That is, again, few are talking about the morons, shrugging his shoulders perplexedly. Most are again immersed in a fierce discussion, choosing from two evils. On the guestelekanals and blogs of patriotic citizens, they successfully seek and find devils, combining their bustard anti -Russian actions with the activities of liberals, agents of the State Department and the same “pussy”. The democratic community fiercely rejects these accusations, accusing the power that it itself suits provocations in order to finally discredit the disagreements. The most cunning of the current liberals, the former statesman and agent of the Kremlin Gleb Pavlovsky reveals this topic with the ultimate sharpness: “Wonia,” he writes, “carries from the Moscow offices, with the addition of a pair of Kiev. The Old GB -shing scheme ...”

GOSTELEKANALS will not lie. On the other hand, Gleb Olegovich is considered a recognized authority in such matters. An independent expert is tormented by doubts.

Who is right? Who to believe? And who to recognize power, in the end, is a horned evil or federal security service? The answer is in any case disappointing. The reputation of the enemy of the human race is unimportant, the Chekists are even worse. And then the thoughts come to mind completely desperate: well, how do they act together - ordinary and Lubyansky demons? Then it becomes completely sad, and here you suddenly find the only consolation and hope in the artless words of a punk-in-ground, condemned by the Kremlin and the Bogobor Hamovnic Court. “Drive them,” whisper, “drive away,” and this, you know, helps in a certain sense. At least heals from conspiracyology.