Cook and diplomas

The real news, like a true work of art, should be multidimensional.

In this sense, almost all yesterday's messages from the news tape could not withstand the authenticity test. Speaking at the St. Petersburg Forum, Putin branded Russophobes? Well, he loves to shame them, do not feed bread. Americans are leaving the Paris Climate Agreement? Trump holds the word: the kid said - the kid came out. An announced ceasefire in the Donbass? How many times have already been announced and then strictly followed the conditions of a truce, until the first shot.

All this was a routine. With one happy exception. I mean the birthday of Yevgeny Prigozhin and how this news was presented and what abyss of meanings contained in itself.

At first, the public was struck by the presidential spokesman, who told something that Putin would celebrate the birthday of the famous Putin’s cook, as he is called . It is known that the enemies call the “Putin’s cook”, but among them Dmitry Peskov has never been seen. A little later, plunging the Kremlin’s press service affected into a stupor, the press service of the Kremlin refuted the words of the press secretary, clarifying that it was a joke , and the information is not true . The thought crept in that the split in power reached the climax and a certain press service was settled in one of the Kremlin towers, sharply conflicting with the tower where Peskov was. And it was not clear who would win.

With this intrigue, the plot was not exhausted.

There was another guess that Dmitry Sergeyevich hurried with his release. No, he was not mistaken, the chef of the Russian High power was really born on June 1 and yesterday blew the cake for 56 candles. But the reputation of this person is such that it could be awkward to advertise his undoubted friendship with him, and the proximity with him should be measured on the scales of very accurate. It’s one thing to congratulate , and it’s quite another to celebrate .

These light weights had to be sorted out skillfully, and in the end, an ideal wording was found on the site belonging to Prigogine Fan agency. The "cooks" were removed from the text. Congratulations entered. The news of Putin, who intended to come to the celebration, was left as a quote from Peskov, even though he joked.

This is what we will call multidimensionality. Since in the fate of the 9 out of 12 years of 12 years of robbery and other incorrect acts and the Evgeny Prigozhin, the era is reflected as it is a strongly rising under Putin. With all its paradoxes and hohmas that have to be refuted.

Since in the foreground there is a forum, sovereign installation speech about Russophobia, economic discussions, global challenges, constructive questions and consolidated answers. Weighed and at the same time, you see, a rich program. Crowds of New Smakers, elegant smart guidelines and women, among whom, peering, it is easy to recognize ministers and deputy ministers. In general, such an around investment attractiveness. And somewhere in the depths, in the background, different shadows loom and a certain kitchen, where they cook sharp dishes, but do not serve guests, and the guests are trying not to think about this kitchen.

There, if you negotiate to the end, with the words "I" flows from my cheeks. There, in the church, a candle made of wax smokes. Sometimes gives the neighboring countries the army. There is a " troll factory ", hundreds of people who went to service daily, where they "corrected the picture of the world in the information space using posts on significant network resources." There are direct bandits, hunting for people who were involuntarily related to the current government, and the same Peskov went crazy on behalf of his boss when he got acquainted with "unreasonable and frivolous" attacks on the head of the Concord company. There, the guard guard almost attacked the FSB officer with impunity. It got to the point that a serious state structure, the Federal Antimonopoly Service, for the first time in our latest history, recognized the correctness of the structure of a clearly enemy - FBK, which exposed Prigozhin’s cartel conspiracy with the Ministry of Defense.

So the main problem, perhaps, was that the scandal with conspiracy, officially confirmed, happened recently. That's why Dmitry Peskov had to frivolously binding about the birthday where Putin was going to walk, to arrange the struggle of the towers in his head. Being in a good mood, he shared the good news with us about good people - and suddenly realized that it was worthless to the President of Russia to appear with gifts for the "odious cook", as the birthday person was called, and turned the news as a joke. The joke was a success, what can I say.

Of course, this does not mean that Prigozhin, a tested friend of Vladimir Vladimirovich, expects some kind of trouble. Against. Gifts from Putin indicate that they have their own conspiracy, stronger than the cartel, and the law that is not written for enemies for enemies. What is the news that adorned our yesterday, and not that we learned something sensational, but still joined the secret knowledge from the life of vacationers and celebrating their holidays. Let's join the President’s congratulations, and we will not forget to congratulate ourselves.