Cocaine sin

Maria Zakharova is mistaken . You do not have to be a press secretary to “understand what gamut of emotions” the official representative of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Russian Federation experienced, when messages about cocaine in the Russian dippochete were rained down from news tapes. This is easy to imagine to any person who is not devoid of the ability to empathy.

We sympathized with Maria Vladimirovna, learning how she tried to get through to the "senior comrades" - and could not, "interfered with incoming calls" from reporters -junkers. How she finally called and “exhaled into the phone”: save, they say, drugs, Argentina, what to say, this is a kapets, yes? Boulevards of Moscow? " In short, we empathized.

Fortunately, at the other end of the tube, they had already made a brainstorming about fresh news from Buenos Aires, and the decision of senior comrades was soon clothed in the minted lines of the press release. In the form of a question about "drug trafficking, allegedly organized with the participation of an employee of the Russian diplomatic mission in Buenos Aires." In the form of an answer, from which it followed that "the law enforcement agencies of Russia and Argentina carried out a joint operation to suppress the channel for the supply of a large batch of narcotic substances ... to the European market", moreover, "cargo ... belonged to a business trip to the urgent labor contract to an employee of the technical composition of the institution." The special operation itself was carried out by the efforts of the ambassador of the Russian Federation Coronelli, who almost personally discovered the suitcases with drugs in the building of the local Russian school, and was successful due to the “true partnership cooperation” between the two countries that concluded important “interstate agreements on mutual legal assistance” this year. And “if there are moments of happiness in this life,” Zakharov rejoiced on her blog, sharing her moods before and after receiving the instructions from the authorities, then “it was one of them”. We understood her and terribly fun with her.

True, one cannot say that we, who broke the high from the press release, became completely clear. For trifles and in a large way. Something else remains incomprehensible and prevents me from indulging in very rampant delight, touching the happiness of Zakharova and reveling in harmony in relations between the special services of Russia and Argentina.

For example, we do not comprehend, which means the word "supposedly" in relation to one of the suspects of the crime. This is, apparently, about Ali Abyanov, a former technical employee of the Russian diplomatic mission on the contract, but did he somehow cease to be a “employee” from the fact that he worked temporarily? Maybe even such that citizens protruded on a string, protected by diplomatic immunity. Otherwise, not to catch up with how he was not afraid to arrange a whole warehouse for storing a marathot at school and seemed to ask the accomplices to send him the goods to the house under the guise of personal belongings. Either it was already a hidden path for the transportation of cocaine, or a person was framed, or ... we do not know what to think.

In a word, the fact that his colleagues disowned the people caught in vigorous is not very surprising, this is the usual practice of the interaction of our state with the exposed "Ichtamnets". The number of suitcases that a fearless drug bore collected for sending to his homeland is amazing. And for some reason, for some reason he hesitated for the shipment, or something, or something, if the sources do not lie. And if they lie, then the plot looks different. Cocaine at school was not laid down.

Another mysterious story is connected with the Russian Orthodox Patron Residents Foundation in Latin America, which is headed by Chikalo and Gemini - two Abyanov accomplices detained in Argentina. No, we cannot say that where is the Church of Patriarch Kirill, there is certainly the FSB. However, we can argue that these are two fraternal dioceses, and if over time it opens that Orthodox philanthropy in Buenos Aires was based on high-quality Colombian cocaine, we will not pretend to be shocked. We will not learn anything new about this world.

Well, a cherry on the cake - a story about the "Patrushev aircraft", which was used to transport suitcases. Not in order to expose the attackers, or for other purposes. And although in the apparatus of the Council of People's Commissars of the Russian Federation, where the former FSB chief serves, this information is categorically refuted , it is not necessary to trust the apparatus in this case. Moreover, the information received from Uruguay, from where, also, in all likelihood, flew aircraft with opiatas, a direct course for Moscow, is well combined.

As a result, a picture is formed, which is impressive by its scale. It turns out that in the era of sanctions and counter -sanctions the best people of the country care about the influx of investments in temples and seek to fill the federal treasury contrary to all the intrigues of our many enemies. And when the best people are caught with their suitcases, driving Maria Zakharov into a panic state, they know how to excellently dodge and compose such a press release that any reader should realize: more faithful friends than in distant Argentina, Russia never had and will not. With whom else, the scandal was barely erupted, it was possible to agree so well.

Of course, this does not mean that the picture is absolutely reliable. This means that the official representative, who survived the terrible minutes of bewildered ignorance, was introduced on the course of business in order to successfully deal with the slanderers. What she took up. “When I found out literally a few details,” she adds, “I instantly thought:“ This is a ready scenario for the film. ”Yes, the movie will come out cool, but there is no certainty that we will be shown with us. Well, we’ll think, partially, evaluating the amazing image of the rebellious heroine of the second plan.