In the Kremlin

Dynamics

December 6, 2011 Viktor Shenderovich

... At the eleventh hour, the Vesti correspondent asked to summarize the elections of the Kuban governor Tkachev. He said: everything was wonderful, the weather was excellent; We provided a good turnout, we count biblunels ...

By that time, bolluckers showed “United Russia” 45% instead of the usual 67%, a high turnout obviously swelled with protest. Good weather was the only achievement of Governor Tkachev. He did not even hint about his belonging to the top of the ruling party.

Soon they all will break on great modesty in this matter - you will see.

If I had not torn from their appearance, I would find the strength to regret them in myself. They stood in their headquarters with overturned physiognomies, in front of them with a prodigal look held a crafty speech by their toy leader; The real one stood a stone's throw from the toy, and the evil expression of his face shone through even through Botox.

They tried to convince each other that they won-they, with all their “carousels”, balls-shawarma, slaves-shirts, Turkmen television and the Churovsky calculation not crawling to fifty percent ...

More recently, it was under seventy.

The toy leader expressed the hope that the “uner” would be able to preserve the dynamics-no, what kind of clever we have, huh?

It will be possible, Dmitry Anatolyevich, you will see, it will be possible!