Unbearable laws

After the intense unrighteous works of the State Duma and the Federation Council, the Council of the Federation was surrounded, having done many troubles in domestic and foreign policy. And the citizens saw that it was not good. A number of laws have been adopted (excitedly and without hesitation), each of which is enough to arrange at least two American revolutions. Bernard show has a play in which the Lord holds his selection. Only half of the population remains on Earth, and all unnecessary ones who are not engaged in useful business disappear. If this selection was tried on us, then the entire cash composition of all branches of power would disappear from the face of the earth.

Is it slander? And who should pay a fine: Bernard Show, translators from English or me?

I warn you: hostility to those in power with the help of the Law on slander will turn into persistent hatred. They take us by the throat and they say, paraphrasing Mr. Slastigroch from the Secrets of Edwin Drud "Charles Dickens:" You will die and love us. " Finded to you on the Rogul. Why should we love those who rape us? This is not even a brothel’s house, there at least money pays for love, and these Kremlin-Lubyansk pirates want the love of Namirmak, for a dead man. Deliver, but do not give a kiss without love! Neither love, no ballots, no support, no cooperation.

We are threatened by the new 190-1, seized from the Criminal Code in perestroika: "The spread of obviously false fabrications defaming the Soviet state and social system." That is, slander on those whom they are ready to protect. The authorities, security forces, special services, army and navy, church. All Kamarila. Accomplices, minions, guardsmen.

In the UK, the law on insulting the Majesty defends only the queen, but not the prime minister; In the United States, no one is protected from criticism, the more the president. They mock him, put Pasquvili like Michael Moore "Fahrenheit 9/11" about him.

Even Nicholas I ordered to release a drunk out of the catalak, who dared to "spit in a tavern in the fraudless royal face." Read Natella Boltyanskaya, it was not without reason that she remembered this episode in the early 90s. Then, just Mikhail Sergeyevich Gorbachev was confused completely in the law on the protection of his honor and dignity personally. Schooling pulled for 6 years. Now Putin will take in kind, cache? Can you can sly puppies? Or Labrador? So, in the verses of Natella Boltyanskaya, a lesson was given a lesson in the poor hump, who almost dried me and other members of the DS.

Lunar light poured into the windows,

And - here, the decree is ready:

So that the royal does not hang a portrait

On the walls of the taverns!

And if Putin will hung restaurants with portraits of his clique and collect jokes to himself, as Comrade Stalin collected them: “Has he scored two camps”? Or Bastrykin, our new Malyuta Skuratov, will be given the task of looking for the authors of the swamp-Sakharov slogans and knit them? Who called Putin a rat? Case No. ... with six zeros.

I propose a way out: to insult the authorities in the fold. We collect groups of 100 people, each gives 1000 rubles, distribute responsibilities. The representative of one hundred insults Putin, the other - Medvedev, the third - Bastrykin, the fourth - Churova. 1000 rubles a month for a just cause, will the patriot of Russia regret it? There are no such fortresses that anti -Soviet could not take! Or maybe the State Department will allocate money for this sacred?

So. We smoothly go to the second “unbearable” law - about NPOs or foreign agents. The most important foreign agent of Russia was, of course, Saltykov-Shchedrin. The information that he issued in the "History of one City" is able to dump all foreigners from our country, including Martian. But for some reason he was not tried for this. Apparently, the kings were smarter than our tandemov. Putin told me a way to get a salary that, judging by the mood of the authors of the law, I am due to the US State Department for 44 years of dissident, anti -Soviet and human rights activities. Who drank it on Broadway and passed in Chinatown, I do not know. And do not, brothers, be ashamed. We all work for a statue of freedom, for European values, for the western choice of Russia, for Kievan Rus and Mr. Veliky Novgorod, who was the West until 1478. And we all gave the subscription. Which of the decent people will not subscribe to the Declaration of Human Rights or the Pact of Civil and Political Rights? Or under the text of our Constitution, largely written off with the American? So, we are going to the American embassy, ​​we hang the badges "I am an agent of American democracy" and take the slogans in the hands of: "Where is our salary?" In the manner of Sganalel. We agree with the mayor. There are also posters: "Serve the Russian Democrat"; "I have not voted for 6 years"; "Let me choose the American president, they do not allow you to choose your own."

I also recommend that all the poor, having normal right -wing beliefs, put on similar badges and tens of thousands, without any mass riots, to follow a grant, dividing the embassies of the Western powers among themselves. You look, Obama will feed Putin better. And when all citizens of the Russian Federation, except for the junta, will be foreign agents, then the law will disappear by itself.

No need to play games with two chairs, dear Nkoshniki, you can’t baptize children with this power. Live without regime legalization, do not go to the advice of the wicked. And remember that the task of the human rights activist of our days is to call power and expose the regime, which does not require money, or premises, nor registration. Get used to the old dissident wisdom: "There, my friend, on foot, and only with a backpack, and only accompanied by courage."

In the late 80s, CIA agents were sold on the Kuznetsk bridge. Many took them for jokes. 10 members of the DS were detained by the Voronezh KGB with these books. The Gabists immediately reported to Moscow. About the following dialogue took place: “We arrested 10 CIA members. - Where did they get? What did they do from you? - They carried out a picket against the CPSU.“ Why did you decide that they are CIA agents? ”“ Did they show us certificates. “They didn’t accidentally be members of the combined vehicle?” “How did you guess?” - chase them to hell. ” If Putin wants us to act at this level in 2012, then let's give him this pleasure.

The law on the fines for rallies is still more clear. The organizers are taken hostage, and when the authorities will need it, a couple of provocateurs will arrange mass riots, throw Molotov cocktail, will sew the defenseless riot police with hamburgers and freet potatoes. And the submitted notification will receive a deadline. Pure water arson of the Reichstag. But there is a way out here. You do not need to carry “Dimitrov” with us “on business”, which have similar precedents in history and program. No one will believe that some hamster (like me) threw asphalt. Or that Boris Akunin bit the shield at the riot police. And Ksenia Sobchak took the club. Left Udaltsov, Anarchov, Communists, generally red and brown all varieties must be cut off. Only rallies with the right, Westernic platform will save the whites from this leftist and nationalist foam. And the power will be powerless against respectable, but inexorable in their rejection of the "current moment" of liberal revolutionaries.

In the early 70s of the 18th century, the English crown imposed its "unbearable" laws to young America: about the stamp gathering, about tax taxes, about the introduction of military administration in a number of cities. And then it began. Boston tea party, declaration of independence. Severe and majestic words about abuse and violence, about the right of the people to the uprising and overthrow of the government that violates the rights of the people. And there was a war for independence, and the history of the United States began. Why don't I urge, having in my hands where the worst laws are urgently to make an American revolution? Because the American will not work, and we do not need Oktyabrskaya. Because there is no one to call. Because I see neither Jefferson, nor Washington, nor Patrick Henry, nor Madison, nor Thomas Payne. Because in the ranks of the rebels in 1775 there were not a single communist and not a single Nazi.