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Ptashechka

May 14, 2014 Viktor Shenderovich

He went out with the dog to the park and was dumbfounded from the nightingale.

Directly from the roadside bush, sharashit, bitch. Almost with children.

I stood, listened to this business and suddenly felt an acute shortage of Minister of Medinsky and deputies of the sixth convocation of the State Duma. Because, as you want, but the iron-to -t-aut, let it, and even a trrous-tzk-tzk-tzk, but Zvirin-Tsvirin is already completely unacceptable!

We cannot allow Zvirin-Virin on this historical segment! This is hostile to the national consciousness, which we, at the bush, are currently leading. In this impudent, Zvirin clearly heard the liberal decay and contempt for traditions; Moreover, this is undoubtedly an attempt to question our Cook!

A legitimate question arises: with whose voice this nightingale sings? Who is behind him? Where does it come from Tswirin twice? What, in fact, did he mean when, instead of recommended by Mum, he began to make these sounds? Who funded Zvirin? He is a man, finally, or a woman, this nightingale? If a man, let him go down to the octave below, we’ll talk there.

And let him not go into the bushes. Let it come out, look into the eyes of the people gathered at the bush. Let it apologize to the veterans! We are all in perplexity. We are already writing collective letters to the newspaper "Culture". Our dogs stopped pissing on the trunks and are also perplexed.

And you know, we consulted here ... Perhaps, there is no need to trrrity-tzkok either. This is superfluous. Iron, and that's it. Once a quarter, at night, and to yourself. So it will be more moral, and even more accordingly to traditions. And better, let it get out at all to its overseas owners until we closed the airspace here.

And to wrap the speaker to the bush and loop the anthem so that the walks stand up and do not move already.


Photo by ITAR-TASS/ Vladimir Astapkovich