
An anecdote, a mystery about drowned police officers is funny, but life is funnier. Or sadder. However, the joke is essentially sad: the boat is turning over, three cops are dying, how many died? Guess: six, three more - during the investigative experiment. And in life, according to the reports of news agencies, Harry Kasparov, when detained, bit the policeman, and now colleagues of the bites are going to conduct a "comparative examination of the teeth of Kasparov and the teeth of their service dogs", and this is not an anecdote, but a quote. From the official source, which thus reacts to the words of the grandmaster, claiming that he did not bite anyone.
When reading such messages, the question naturally arises: how many operatives will be crippled during the investigative experiment? However, this is not the only question that arises. And not the main one. The most important of them, which, however, is already set with some fatigue, it sounds different.
Will this all this idiocy ever end? This is what the question, already imposed in his teeth, actually wants to raise a question.
In Episode 798 from the endless series, the term. The beginning of a large story, which is removed by Alexei Pivovarov and his colleagues, we see first an unknown pensioner, who is arrested by people in black berets. Then the ex-champion of the world in chess enters the frame. He stands motionless near the white barrier near the Hamsuda building. Harry Kimovich gives an interview in which, interestingly, anxiously speaks of the need for non -violent resistance and that in a country where the law is not fulfilled, individual young people can decide that they are "all allowed." These young people, in black berets, immediately burst into the frame and grab Kasparov's hands. Then he was rude to the police bus, and the chess player is still trying to smile, asking: "Why are you delaying me?" Then the exclamations are heard "What are you doing?!" And “drag, fucking!”, The grandmaster screams in pain, he is brought into the bus, the doors are closed, and the worst begins. Nothing is visible, only almost inhuman cries of the beaten are heard. In the photograph, published later, we see how two special forces are breathing a grandmaster.
The natural completion of the plot is the trial of those who detained it, beat and strangled it. However, in the reality that we are already accustomed to and commented on with some fatigue, the opposite is true. The case under the 318th article punishes Kasparova, which punishes the use of violence against a representative of the authorities, up to 5 years. The battered threatens with lawsuits about slander and dreams of looking into the eyes of the ensign, whom he allegedly bites. Police experts are preparing for a "comparative examination". And then a man with fantasy opens a chilling picture that looks strongly at an old joke. From those times when the police were still called police officers.
It is difficult to predict anything, dealing with this power, but still the hope is warm that they will not judge the 318th Harry Kimovich. Then they break their teeth if they want to hang all their dogs on him. Although the administrative can be planted, as it was already nearly five years ago. Then he was arrested for five days "for participating in an unauthorized procession." Today, some kind of “disobedience” can solder, and the video proving his absolute innocence, as experience shows, the judge will not watch. And the police will forget about the villainous bites: this is the final of this joke about dog life.
In the end, it is easy to assume that the story of the bitten ensign itself was invented after it turned out that Kasparov was detained illegally and there are documentary evidence. Too clear to ignore them - not in court, of course, but in the life that is still called public. It is also possible that the dull mid -level officers who gave the order to arrest the middle -aged gray -haired Caucasian, they simply did not know who he was and did not know the name - Kasparov, and they would not say under the threat of execution how the horse walks. But literally everyone knows about service dogs, and with people who are able to bite have encountered repeatedly. And they also probably heard an anecdote about drowning cops, and they even know the guess.