We will insert you

The Legislative Assembly of the Penza Region decided to allocate money for the "rehabilitation of the oral cavity and dentization" of more than three thousand machine operators engaged in work in agriculture, REN TV reports.

This happened after shown on the eve of the 24 program of the REN TV television company about the visit of Prime Minister Viktor Zubkov, during which he ordered the machine gunner Vitaly Lukashev to replace iron teeth with ceramic ones.

At a meeting with the leadership of the region, Zubkov said that "something needs to be done with the teeth of the working people-you cannot live with such prostheses." The leadership of the region promised that he would make changes to the program, and milkmaids and workers would prostrate their teeth at the expense of the regional budget.

“In the future, we will not be able to immediately swing at all, because the following categories, I think, will be cattle and milkmaids. We will come and voluntarily renovatory plan to sanitize first, then heal and then toothoprosthetic. I think this element will probably play a positive role in maintaining the health of all the village employees,” the Minister of Health and Social Development of the Penza Region of the Penza Region Vladimir Stryuchkov.

Meanwhile, the machine operator Vitaly Lukashov refuses to insert new teeth at the direction of Zubkov. As Lukashov said, he acquired metal teeth "for beauty" before the wedding.

This is not the first time that the authorities show interest in the teeth of citizens. In 2004, the President of Turkmenistan Saparmurat Niyazov at a meeting with students of one of the universities drew attention to the girl’s golden teeth reading a greeting. "Do not be offended, your golden teeth are very beautiful. But you, young, your white teeth are painting much more," said Turkmenbashi.

Tajik President Emomali Rahmon forbade to wear golden teeth to civil servants. The president made such a decision after a meeting with one of the high school teachers.