Agree to the Hague

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Can Vladimir Putin, Dmitry Medvedev, Sergey Shoigu and other war criminals to be in the bench of the defendants of the International Tribunal? Of course, now this question looks something completely untimely, far-fetched. How can you force a nuclear power to send your own president to the bench? Yes, this power will rather destroy the rest of the world than to reconcile with such humiliation! And, as usual, everyone will go to hell, and the Russians, the same, in paradise, where else!

But I well remember how Slobodan Miloshevich and his associates were mocking the international tribunal in The Hague, how Miloshevich lied in the face of Joseph Bayden - then the Senator - that Radovan Karadzhich, Ratko Mladic and other puppet rulers of the Bosnian Serbs do not obey Belgrade. And what? Only a few difficult bloody years have passed - and the bastard Milosevich died, never waiting for the sentence, in the cell of the tribunal despised by him. Both Karadzhich and Mladich, whose security, it seems, Lubyanka herself, also ensured, also ended up in prison. Not in Russia, by the way, but in prison.

They will say that this is still not a nuclear power. No need to compare. But I well remember 1991, by the way. The press conference of the Soviet leadership on the introduction of a state of emergency in certain regions of the country. The Vice President of the USSR, the chairman of the KGB, the Minister of Defense, the Minister of the Interior - all in this committee. Well, where did they find themselves in a few days? In prison - at best. The Minister of the Interior - with a shot head and with a dead wife, in the style of Goebbels. The valiant marshal is in a loop. Well and so on. I also remember how one high -ranking Chekist, after the coup, who received a new responsible appointment, told me with a smile: "I advised Boris Karlovich not to climb it, but he did not obey me." And I am interested in whether there are now those who advise the current Boris Karlovichs not to go into this and already plans which of the Russian leaders at the lesson hour will be found with a shot head, who will be hanged, and who will be exposed from the window to the spanned Moscow pavement. In the best, so to speak, traditions of Russian statehood.

The charm of Russia is just that for reprisals against its unsuccessful leaders no international tribunal needs. All those who need to be shot, hang, poison, they will be shown, they will be shown by a car, they will explode - if the state throughout its history is only doing this, its special services will succeed again, I have no doubt in their professionalism.

Therefore, in the place of Vladimir Putin, Dmitry Medvedev, Nikolai Patrushev, Sergei Shoigu and other evil spirits, I myself would work on the creation ofthe International Tribunal on Russian Military Crimes . I would plan a whole special operation under his institution and persuade him to vote for him hesitated. I would find experienced judges and send to them agents of the SVR - no, not to poison, stop, but in order to persuade them to work in this tribunal under the guise of activists and find out the whole truth about murders, robberies and rape. In a word, in the place of Putin, Medvedev, Shoigu, Patrushev and other cuts of world politics, I would become the soul of this tribunal, its motor, a guarantee of its appearance and successful work.

Because, Vladimir Vladimirovich, it is much more pleasant to spend the rest of your useless life in a comfortable camera of the international tribunal, write memoirs and read Ilyin’s works than to be successful or shot by his own guards. The fact that you do not think about anything like this does not mean that nothing like this can happen. Boris Karlovich also did not think about anything like that when he agreed to become a member of the State Emergency Committee. And Lavrenty Pavlovich did not think about anything when he simply arrived at the next meeting of the Presidium of the CPSU Central Committee - and he was a whole marshal from the Lubyanka, and not some kind of dull lieutenant colonel. And Lev Davidovich Trotsky, when he arranged a coup, did not think that everything would end in an ice ax. And Grigory Evseevich, and Lev Borisovich, and Nikolai Ivanovich, and Alexei Ivanovich - in short, killed everyone. And the emperor’s emperor, to whom you are so ridiculous, knocking with legs - well, you know, Ipatiev’s house, wife, children, maids of honor, doctor ... And the grandfather of the sovereign ... I will not delve into the Russian history of edematiums and detonations, here in order to save the delighted inhabitants of the beautiful Ukrainian city for the monument of one husband, It took a series of missile shelling - and this, notice, not even in Russia.

But so they rule Russia - the replacement of power and pension are only in democracies or at least in the country of elite consent. And you, Vladimir Vladimirovich, trampled all this - yes, in fact, even now stomp. Therefore, they have long wanted to strangle you. Or shoot. Or poison. Your colleagues have a rich fantasy, but in her final nothing good is waiting for you or your associates.

Therefore, agree to the Hague, Vladimir Vladimirovich. I wish you life.