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One face!
In the Kremlin
One face!
April 13, 2013 Viktor Shenderovich
Senator Matvienko, since ancient times, known to fellow countrymen as Valka a glass, on its own discovered a resemblance to the late Baroness Thatcher. This sheds light on the circumstances of the Baroness's death: apparently, someone told her that she looked like Senator Matvienko.
The bold statement of Valentina Ivanovna forced the Russians to recall her half -forgotten image, and me - a marvelous bike from dashing, as it now turns out, nineties ...
Together with three hundred new stories and portraits, this story will be included in the third edition of the book “Raisins from the Book”, which is preparing to go out in the publishing house “Time”.
In the meantime, on the occasion - here, in the "hedgehog".
From the book "Raisins from the Book"
At the right time, in the right place
Ms. Matvienko was not always known to the Russians.
The beginning of this glorious career takes the muddy source in the district committee of the Komsomol; Then the television camera recorded the young Valentine in the communist mass of the first congress of people's deputies.
Then the Motherland found her a warm place of the ambassador in Greece ...
And so, having returned from Greece to the nomenclature skull, Ms. Matvienko decided to look to visit her comrades in the Soviet party-holding house, in the White House.
And the head of government, Viktor Stepanovich Chernomyrdin, who had just returned from the Kremlin, where he received another portion of “enemas in half with turpentine”, was in the White House, gloomy than the clouds.
Yeltsin was in severe irritation: the next delegation from the cursed-beloved West collapsed on him the day before-and came out of the brain! And then they are not so, and this is not a kind ... and in addition to everything - there are no women in the Russian government at all!
And Yeltsin ordered to be women.
Chernomyrdin, who was not enough for this gender happiness for breaking the head, walked in the White House-and suddenly saw Ms. Matvienko, emerging from the next friendly cabinet ...
- Valka! - the saved Viktor Stepanovich barked around the White House. -Valka, b ... .., I need you!
And, to the joy of Europe, Matvienko became a member of the Russian government.