Best jokes of the week

Last week, visitors to the website www.anekdot.ru were not very active in voting: obviously, the whole point here is that the peak of the holiday season is approaching. So not a single anecdote, in our opinion, worthy of the attention of the readers of Itogi, has emerged as an obvious leader. And that’s why this time we publish only those stories that the editorial staff liked:

1. Area of ​​modern high-rise buildings.
The child calls his mother from the yard: “Mom-ah-ah!” Louder: “Mommy-ah-ah!!!”
A wild cry throughout the entire area: “Mom-a-a-a-a-a-a!!!!!” A woman leans out of a twelfth-floor window.
- What do you want?
- Call the Pope.

2. Two people play sea battle:
- A3.
- Past.
- V3.
- Wounded.
- B4.
- Killed.
- B4.
- You already shot B4!
- And the control shot?!

3. After the operation, the movie star asks the doctor:
- Tell me, doctor, when can I resume normal sex life?
- It’s hard to say... I’ve never been asked such a question before after having my tonsils removed.