May holiday

"Again left us ..."

From the necrologist Kolobok

Deputy Prime Minister Surkov resigned, and at his own free will.

The desire, it should be noted, arose quite rapidly, because a couple of days ago Vladislav Yuryevich made contemptuous comments to the Investigative Committee and fully identified himself with the current administration.

Well, with big artists it happens - sudden turns, insights, pink period, a blue period ... The artist was disappointed overnight in the art system that he created - oh, do not remind him of the former!

There is an alternative version, a dish. It was formulated by the press secretary of the President Dmitry Peskov: “Surkov’s resignation became the result of the government’s activities in terms of fulfilling the presidential promises issued by decrees.”

In the ability to say in such a way as to suite the last meaning, and the profession of the press secretary of the President of the Russian Federation consists.

Well, nothing: it didn’t work out with the swing, try to defeat pieces! Therefore, a prominent member of the government set himself back in the framework of the government, from which he set himself aside. In my opinion, not bad. The struggle of the Nanai boys in the circus for the mentally retarded.

It remains to understand: what kind of activity this government has such? What, you say, parts? In terms of fulfilling the president’s election promises? Which ones? For example, I firmly remember that he promised to die near Moscow, right on the Rublevo-Uspensky highway-but this was not formalized by decree.

Therefore, this refers to something else-but what?

No, do not defeat us Peskov, do not overcome ...

It remains to rely on common sense and simply state: the deputy prime minister of Surkov, according to the results of a typical fight of the bulldogs under the Kremlin carpets, have just been thrown out of under the carpet in a half-boiled form. Here he, lies, does not even build his eyes. Trying to understand where he missed.

Now about the funny.

They threw Surkov out of the administration - like a liberal! Yes, there are such liberals in our Tashkents today ... cynic, scumbag and head. The ideological sector with the main scumbag, the creator of the army of domestic Junweibins, a man, under the administration of which people, for the first time in the latest Russian history, waited their heads with police batons - he waited for the new generation of cannibals and lost their natural selection.

Because there are no longer these subtleties, Vladislav Yuryevich! No quotes from Ivan Ilyin, historical background, forgery intellectualism, games in two lures, seduction of minds, meetings with journalists in the “Russian pioneer” ...

Bastrykin immediately takes journalists to the forest, and this is much more effective, I assure you.

New times! The surviving Putin no longer needs makeup. There will still be no love with Europe and the world of love, the native country is raped openly, and the path from the Kremlin is only to the bunk. It’s too late to drink Borjomi, so thank you for everything, the finest Vladislav Yuryevich, get a pendel and try not to lose a meaningful expression on your face while you fly!

Nothing.

It will lie down a little and will begin to build our eyes again, only this will no longer interest anyone. His prose will cease to inspire the artistic leadership of court theaters, his poetry will take a rightful place in the complete works of “dummies”, and everything else of the provincial Nietzscheanism will quickly stop disturbing the fragile minds of close intellectuals.

And otherwise, everything will be the TOP with Mr. Surkov: there are grandmothers, I didn’t run out of the flags, I didn’t get into the Magnitsky list-grace! Tomorrow it will be discovered at a new position with a flashing light, in a well-fed slop like security advice or in the board of some bank ...

Deserved.

And we deserved what he left behind at the place of the country's political system.