Nurgaliev in Europe

Signs of liberalization in Russia are evident. Not anyone, but the head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, Rashid Nurgaliev, announced a large-scale reform, as a result of which in Russia will be "like in Europe."

Hooray! The wind of change is blowing!

For example, a month ago in Dagestan, on Akushinsky Avenue, subordinates Mr. Nurgaliev threw grenades of a German teacher with his wife and friend. The teacher’s crime consisted, apparently, that he refused to open the door to the cops without a lawyer at night. They killed them so quickly that they did not even have time to call anywhere.

After that, the subordinates of Mr. Nurgaliev, without blinking an eye, announced that all three of the dead were wanted (this is a lie) that the wife of Gazilaliyev shot on the cops (lies, if a person was protruding during the shooting so that he could be distinguished, he would be removed by a sniper) and that the terrorists in despair, in despair Grenades in the back of the head).

But you would try - a month ago - to refer to Europe in such a case. You would know that you do not need to poke Russia, rising from the knees, their European double standards and the despicable human rights, which - by the label of the formulation of Robert Mugaba - there is nothing more than a form of colonialism.

The subordinates of Mr. Nurgaliev tortured people in interrogations in vain, such as Nizhny Novgorod Alexei Mikheev, from whom they demanded to confess the murder of the girl that he brought. He signed everything and threw out of the window, breaking the spine; The girl then came home alive and unharmed.

Then, after this incident, Mr. Nurgaliev did not demand from his subordinates to be “like in Europe” and stop torture; The only consequence of the decision of the Strasbourg Court in the Mikheev case was that bars appeared on the windows of the department so that no bastard would jump out.

The subordinates of Mr. Nurgaliev either threw people out of the windows (as it was in Tomsk with a businessman Vakhnenko), then they cut off their bullets from their hearts after they shot at a random person in their own office (as it was in Yekaterinburg). And if someone thinks that police officers only behave in Chechnya, like the invaders among the population to be destroyed, then he should read the detentions protocols in the city of Kursk at least.

A typical case: someone Alexander Polyakov, waiting for a minibus, threw a pack of cigarettes on the sidewalk. They beat, dragged into the department, finished it: a closed fracture of the cranial vault, near the eye - a trace of the heel. The probable cause of death: the deceased was indignant that the cops robbed him. Another typical case: someone Vladimir Efimov was taken from his own court for cursing. After a couple of days, the widow took the corpse from the hospital. The official diagnosis: the head and everything else in an epileptic seizure (Epilepsy never suffered).

Among the particularly distinguished subordinates of Mr. Nurgaliev, I would call one Yekaterinburg traffic cop, who ordered a driver who did not want to pay a bribe, and a cute Kostroma cop who knocked down an eight-year-old boy. In front of passers -by, the cop jumped out of the car and began to finish his child with his feet; Recently, this outstanding comrade received a promotion.

In Russia, according to different closed statistics, from 120 to 200 thousand citizens disappear every year without a trace. In Russia, the subordinates of Mr. Nurgaliev, finding the corpse of a four-year-old girl, raped and torned off, first of all declare: "She got lost and froze." And having found the corpse of a banker at the bottom of the pool with tinted hands and a bag on his head, they say: "This is suicide."

And so far, any attempt to ask a question about the rights of citizens has come across a harsh rebuke: “You are not Europe here!” Do not poke us highly spiritual, in your nose with your false bourgeois values! We save the country! We restore the vertical of power!

In April, Mr. Nurgalieva, from the Sokolniki police department, before beating, told the young guys that they would “kill them” now, and one of the guys, Karazin, they pulled two books from the bag-Schopenhauer and human rights activist Yuri Orlov. The cops immediately brilliantly rejected the contents of both: they called Schopenhauer “Zhidovsky Handon” (he would have heard his fan Hitler!), And Karyazin and Orlov were accused of “Ram of Russia”. And they began to save Russia, brutally stomping guys with boots. They had a lot of fun: Nurgaliev was especially amused by Nurgalieva, when a heart attack began in the patient with pericarditis of Karazin.

And suddenly, lo and about a miracle! Everything has changed! Minister Nurgaliev himself said that he wants, as in Europe! What exactly did he mean? Murders? Torture? Stripping? Police racketeering? Total lawlessness, when any person can fall under the wheels of a drunken cop and be, if not crushed, then it will finish; When anyone can be in the police department, and if it turns out that he also has a Schopenhauer in his bag, then he will receive additionally for low worship in front of Europe and the collapse of Russia?

No! This is all particular. The Minister of Nurgaliev started the reform much more important. Huge. I would even say comprehensive.

The Minister Nurgaliev wants us now to hang the numbers on bicycles.

Like in Europe.

PS could be finished on this, but I still have a small question as an avid cyclist: cyclists in Europe received numbers after thousands of kilometers of bicycle paths were built for them, with markings and traffic lights. That is, at first they were provided with their rights, and then they hung numbers. Maybe we first need to build paths?