In the Kremlin

Why do we need pike? We have Putin

August 7, 2017 Alexander Golts

Well, finally, Russian citizens got the opportunity to make sure that their taxes are spent not in vain, that thieves' officials are not led. Now everyone can be sure: our money is spent exclusively for the good of a person. And we know the name of this person. The 63-year-old chief chief of the country was once again demonstrated by Toples. By comparing this new photo shoot with the previous ones that took place in 2007 and 2009, one cannot but come to the conclusion: daily physical exercises conducted in individual gyms and pools, proper nutrition, and observing the doctor plus a healthy lifestyle provide actual inconsistency. However, the recipe for preserving eternal health should, of course, add daily licking by on -duty television composers.

I note, however, that the return to the forms of submitting the chief chief already used twice, the subordinate population is also indicated by the unwillingness to look for something new. From which it can be assumed that the intense search for the image of the future, which, as they say, was conducted in the presidential administration, ended safely. Our future is in Putin's immortality, in its ideal torso. However, it should be noted the appearance of new characters around the chief chief of the country. Of course, I am not about Sergey Shoigu, who firmly established himself as the main organizer of Putin's amusements. And not about the governors, these small chiefs of individual territories that come across Putin during his next trip around the country. Those only with a tongue twister report to the president about the successes achieved. And he is good -naturedly cranes for individual shortcomings.

I’m talking about the one to which, according to the press secretary Peskov, for two hours the highest attention was focused and which was completely driven by the national leader. I'm talking about pike. “For two hours I was chasing one pike. He could not shoot her in any way, but in the end he still achieved his own, ”the presidential interpretation said proudly. I think that a pike hunt, which ended with its subsequent destruction, is an important symbolic act. And the point here is not at all in the demonstration of the excellent physical qualities of Putin. After all, the pike personifies the demobilizing Russian faith that they find awards those who do not fuss and do not seek anything. You should lie on the stove, and you will find happiness. No, to our man with his active love for the party (“United Russia”) and the government (Medvedev D.A.), no pike with its primitive tricks is needed at all. The subordinate population has Vladimir Putin, who regularly during telecommunication with citizens and performs the function of all -Russian pike. He alone gives apartments and land, promises a cure for deaths, solves the problems of gifted children. As for the governors, if something happens to them, then this happens not just like that, and after Putin handed them a pack of petitions received during television communication with the country under the television cameras.

So the question is, why do we need a pike? Putin will fundamentally ask her nothing. He achieved eternal youth without any pikes. He does not need the abolition of sanctions and a way out of the international isolation of Russia. From foreign nasty things and slander, he, as we see, only stronger. And even more so, no pike needs other Russians. After all, they have Putin V.V.! I have no doubt that in the next month before the elections we will see the demonstrative taming of the Gorynych snake, the demonstration imprisonment of the Nightingale-robber and a trip to the gray wolf. Other achievements, except for fabulous and epic, do not seem to be expected ...

Photo: Alexey Nikolsky / TASS