What did the urn say?

The literalization of a metaphor is an overused humorous device! But you never know where such happiness will come from...

Who, for example, could have guessed that the main metaphor of this kind would be Dmitry Anatolyevich Medvedev’s meeting with a talking ballot box?

But here you go...

Based on the results of the autopsy, it can be stated that the urn told him to “get out.”

All that remains is to clean your ears.